White House Party Crasher Michaele Salahi is accusing Whoopi Goldberg of "outrageous abuse" for bursting into Salahi's dressing room after her appearance on The View and "screaming and dropping the F-bomb." Outrageous!

Ever wondered what Fat Joe's worst summer job was? Wonder no more.

Microsoft founder Bill Gates, New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg and 38 other billionaires have signed a pledge to give away 50 percent or more of their fortunes to charity. Sounds good! We'll kill them last when the revolution comes.

Miles is seriously fascinated with death. For this week's challenge he wanted to make something pretty from something deadly. The obviously insane conclusion for him was to use mustard gas, a substance that could kill everyone in the studio.

The drama was out in full force tonight on The Real World, when homophobe Ryan actually called the police on Preston for sticking his toothbrush in the toilet. All of the action—plus a recent, reprehensible tweet of Ryan's—inside.

After a difficult day of an Ethiopian quickfire challenge and prep for a tasting with diplomats, Angelo decided to prank an inebriated Ed with the classic plastic wrapped toilet. At least Ed wasn't drunk enough to make an actual mess.

Tennessee candidate Basil Marceaux (Dot Com), who will "immune you from all state crimes for the rest of you life," has an official campain [sic] ad! "Put me in the capitol," says Basil, "so I can do my issues."

Yesterday, Israeli forces attempted to cut down a tree on the country's border with Lebanon, and it resulted in the deadliest clash between the two countries in years. Tonight, Jon Stewart opined on the controversy, criticizing Israel in the process.

South Korea has started its largest-ever military anti-submarine drills. North Korea isn't so pleased.

If you're too drunk to drive, it's a good idea to call a friend for a ride. It's not a good idea to call 911. Three times. For a ride to the liquor store.

Looking for a new jiggity job? Legendary rappers Das EFX are apparently looking for a new miggity manager on criggity Craigslist New York (Location: Midtown). You can iggity email rapper Dray at his higgity Hotmail account directly.

[Opponents of Proposition 8, which bans same-sex marriage in California, celebrate in front of the Phillip Burton Federal Building in San Francisco shortly after receiving the news that a judge ruled the law unconstitutional. Image via AP]

Ann Moore is out as CEO of Time Inc., the New York Times' David Carr reports, and will be replaced by Meredith Corp. exec Jack Griffin, another traditional magazine executive.

Ben Quayle, the son of Vice President Dan Quayle, is running for Congress in Arizona. Here, he announces that he and his wife Tiffany "are going to raise our family here." Awww. Those are his daughters, right? No? Wait, what?

Google just killed its Wave product, a live-collaboration system that generated as much confusion as press. Unmentioned in the official product obituary: Google's impatience.

Wondering what happened during actress Lindsay Lohan's brief stint in the slammer? According to Taiwanese CGI news outfit Next Media Animation, it was sort of like Lady Gaga's "Telephone" video. But with more lesbian shower sex.

Ah, those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer! What better time to relax in a La-Z-Boy and gaze your favorite reality show? Join the craze—our commenter live blog of Top Chef is about to start! Hurrays!

[Michelle Obama looked as gorgeous as ever while vacationing in Marbella, Spain today with daughter Sasha and a group of friends. Barack's gonna get even more gray hair worrying about those lusty Spanish men around town. Image via AP]

At least, that's what I assume is happening in this still image provided by CBS, in which the boy wonder touches a "corpse." His look of horror is so intense, you'd think his voice just cracked for the first time.

Katie Couric picked on Sarah Palin's kids' names, but maybe she would have been more understanding if she'd been familiar with Sarah's naming strategy? One commenter explains.