In this chilling parody of the trailer for the upcoming Facebook movie The Social Network, we learn just how ruthless YouTube's founders were. They threw punches, made threats—even Keyboard Cat was in the line of fire.

Getting ready to drop a few teaspoons of pure America into his crazy cake batter, Glenn Beck decided today to randomly poke fun at The Wall Street Journal's Thomas Frank. The crazy never ceases! Video inside.

Below are two photos a tipster sent from outside the building that will be demolished for the "Ground Zero Mosque." CNN's set-up shows the building in the background. Fox's, yards away, gives the impression of being in Ground Zero. Consider.

Prop 8 was overturned today. The gay headlines from abroad weren't as cheerful. A Sudanese judge sentenced 19 men to a public flogging today after they were caught wearing women's clothing and "dancing in a womanly fashion" at a party.

For next month's Harper's Bazaar cover, Jennifer Aniston makes like a drag queen and imitates Barbra Streisand. Between this and Lindsay Lohan's incessant Marilyn Monroe impression, the starlets-imitating-starlets trend has officially gone too far.

After the Washington Post stated that he was a member of The Roots in a case of mistaken identity, Giovanni Ribisi got the chance to jam with the band—and his doppelganger, bassist Owen Biddle—last night on Late Night.

A new survey of kids who got bachelor's degrees in journalism last year reveals that their average salary has stayed the same for the past three years: $0. Ha, no, it's $30k. For the 56% able to find jobs. [UGA]

Jack McBrayer, better known as Kenneth Parcell on 30 Rock, offers advice on how to better your own social standing through the lost art of home invasion via this new Funny or Die video. Get your learn on, inside!

The ruling is in on California's huge trial against Prop 8, the referendum that passed last year banning same sex marriage. The judge has ruled the ban... unconstitutional!

This 57-year-old Florida man was arrested for dialing 911 three times in order to get a ride to the liquor store. The barely understandable boozehound gives new definition to slurred speech, but at least he didn't drive drunk! Video inside.

Our child-president Barack Obama turns a sprightly 49 today, and everyone's excited. The Republican National Committee, for example, have set up a website where you can send very mean birthday cards to the commander-in-chief. Which will you choose?

TONIGHT: We've got new episodes of Big Brother 12, So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef, America's Got Talent, The Real World, Work of Art and much, much more! Plus, Julia Roberts on Letterman and Will Ferrell on Fallon.

Caroline Giuliani, the Obama-supporting thespian daughter of Rudy—and a senior at Harvard—has been arrested for shoplifting from a skincare and beauty store on the Upper East Side. But why would a rich kid like Caroline steal?

Trash talking, name calling, alcohol, and parties, oh my! On last night's Hell's Kitchen, it looked like the guys were all bros and the girls were chatty and catty. Next up: cafeteria fight and hallway brawl flashbacks? Video inside.

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. George Bush announced that he hated broccoli, and earned powerful enemies. Today: Michelle Obama announces that she and her husband hate beets.

Last night, legendary actor and suntan enthusiast George Hamilton talked with Craig Ferguson about the roast of David Hasselhoff that he recently took part in. Hamiltion then laid into fellow roasters Pam Anderson and Jerry Springer. Very Classy! Video inside.

The onslaught of Lady Gaga has been fast and ubiquitous, and her Vanity Fair cover has the publicity machine working overtime. We love you, Gaga, but if you want to keep the love alive, you need to take a break.

Today at Gawker.TV, Michael Cera talks about almost dying, Shaq gets dusted by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. while racing, a woman freaks out when a waitress flirts with her boyfriend, The Big C, previewed, and why Louie is better than Seinfeld.

Congratulations to pjw2315 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

The Way We Live Now: giving it away, giving it away, giving it away now, in the words of Warren Buffett's favorite songsmiths. Billionaires are giving it back! Minus the cost of goats, art sales, and hedge fund taxes.