On this morning's Good Morning America, George Stephanopoulos made Jason Bateman to answer some tough questions. Not about the possible Arrested Development movie, but about his June make out session with Dustin Hoffman during the NBA finals.

After last week's action-packed gore-fest, this week's episode was far tamer. The focus shifted from violence to character development. The slower pace that occurred this week allowed us to reconnect with the show's characters.

"So has the decaying world of magazine publishing reached a point where all magazines are emulating Maxim and Playboy with sexy young women exposing themselves in order to attract consumers' attention?" Yes. Although that's not working, either. [Fox News, Mediaweek]

During Vice President Joe Biden's interview, Elisabeth Hasselbeck brought up his use of the F-word after signing the health care bill. While some politicians may have been squirmed, Biden graciously handled the topic and managed to make us laugh.

Last week, a fair near Allentown, Pennsylvania grabbed some attention for its "Alien Attack" shooting-gallery game, where one could shoot at Barack Obama's likeness. The game was pulled. But there's still a similar game on the Jersey Shore boardwalk!

A tipster sends this picture of one of New York's Finest "hard at work outside this weekend's Williamsburg Pool Party." To be fair, who among us would not do the same? Click to enlarge.

It was only a matter of time before Taiwanese animators NMA created one of their always-entertaining reenactments for Jersey Shore, and—to our delight—it's finally here! Watch as the entire cast, but especially Snooki, gets dissected in animated glory.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

At a recent radio concert, professional Day-of-the-Week underpants moistener Justin Bieber was talking to his adoring fans when one detractor decided to chuck a water bottle directly at his face. There is no reason to post this except, ha ha.

Nurses: can you trust them? Of course not. Don't be a fool. Sure, they may save your life; but if you think they're not going to gossip about you on Facebook afterwards, you're naive. It's been documented!

In this truly incredible footage, a giant swath of dark clouds advance so rapidly on a sunny beach that the bathers barely have time to get their stuff together before it's upon them. It's beautiful and frightening.

This week, our "Meet a Gawker.TV Intern" series focuses on Tom Dobrowolski, another one of our fantastic team of summer interns.

It's true. He had the second-highest opening of his career this weekend. Plus the dream movie continued to do well and the cats and dogs thing... not so much.

In one of the most entertaining conversations in an otherwise rather bland season of Entourage, Turtle talks to Drama and Vince about his terribly awkward experience after seeing his first 3D "shaved box." Looks like the writers are writing again.

A new study shows that more young girls are reaching puberty at very young ages—a significant portion of them by the age of seven. What's going on in this crazy mixed-up world? Are stereotypes to blame?

Lady Gaga crowd surfs in pasties and fishnet, and gets licked. Dina Lohan plans a family garage sale. Katy Perry's new song is about how bad her ex-boyfriend was in bed. Monday gossip is orally fixated.

The real story here, though, is the unflattering dress Jessica's wearing. Now, I've got nothing against decolletage, but you'd think a gal with her history would have a wardrobe consultant permanently on "does this make me look chubby?" patrol.

He's agreed to all her terms of the divorce so she'll keep his gay secret. This cheating actor gave his wife herpes and this actress is acting as a pimp for dominatrices. Now this actor is her slave!

In this clip, street magician Gavin McInnes attempts to wow an audience with an old fashioned card trick that keeps going awry. Luckily, he's got an unexpected trick up his, um, sleeve.

[Madonna on the set of her new film "W.E." in Englandtowne. Image: Splash]