People got shot all over America this weekend! Which is bad, but not as crazy as the massive brawl in the DC subway system. Which was bad, but not as crazy as the lady run over by 11 trains.

Friday's Soup was an all-around impeccable episode, but the icing on its cake came in the form of Canada's favorite sons in the high fashion of a tiara-wearing toddler. Enjoy some fresh brain candy and jabs about Lady Gaga, inside.

This fantastic short combines the elegance of stop-motion animation with matchbox cars and graffiti to create a perfectly current city scene. It's a nice reminder that the simplest shooting techniques can still be used inventively to create beautiful work.

Like all magazines, New Scientist is desperate for any gimmick to attract slackjawed readers from our increasingly video game-addled society of functional illiterates. NS's idea: "neuro-marketing" to design an irresistible cover. The incontrovertible findings: human brains are quite dumb.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Later today, 34-year-old Ed Stafford will complete a 4,200 mile journey to become the first person to walk the entire length of the Amazon River. It has taken him two and a half years.

President Obama hosted a pickup basketball game yesterday that featured some of the biggest names to have played the game: Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Bill Russell, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. Afterwards they dined on shrimp from the Gulf of Mexico.

Yesterday BP announced that the cement plug in the leaking Gulf oil well was a success, and that a relief well would be finished later this month. The company also said the spill has so far cost it $6.1 billion.

Haitian presidential candidate Wyclef Jean is getting no Fugee love from ex-bandmate Pras Michel, who is supporting Jean's opponent in the election.

Actress Mia Farrow today took the stand in the trial of former Liberian dictator Charles Taylor and contradicted what Naomi Campbell claimed last week, saying Campbell told her she had received a "huge diamond" from Taylor.

[A dancer performs during Jember fashion carnival in Jember, Indonesia. The theme to this year's carnival—an event held to showcase local designers—was "buried treasure." Pic via AP.]

Meet Stephanie Dolgoff! She wrote a book, about something, involving some kind of irritating made-up cultural category, and she was on the front page of Sunday's New York Times Style section, and I don't have the energy for this again.

Today's Malden, West Virginia update: Eddie Campbell, 61, was arrested for masturbating on a bench in a public park on Sunday morning. He was accompanied by an armless mannequin. This concludes your Malden, West Virginia update. [WSAZ via]

A fourteen-year-old who dropped a lighter while smoking weed was arrested for starting a 40-acre brush fire in L.A. county.

Last week, Glenn Beck had a typically informative, entertaining show about how the Democrats are going to enforce mandatory white-baby abortions, or whatever. At some point, Beck threw himself into conniptions watching President Obama speak, and said: "Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It's like the damn planet of the apes."

NASA would like to send a spacecraft to RQ36, the "mountain-size" asteroid expected to hit earth around 2182, to collect samples and map the asteroid. Be more budget-conscious, NASA! You could just rent Armageddon for a couple bucks instead. [NatGeo]

What happened this weekend? Major flooding killed hundreds in Asia and displaced thousands in Europe, while Russia battled back against peat fires blanketing Moscow in smog. Here, check out some of the breathtaking pictures.

Tonight's Mad Men brought us into 1965 and the things that are about to come are taking shape. But, the past, as always played a large part, especially for Don, as he again must grapple with who he is.

Today, Sunday Morning investigated everything from Barbra Streisand to the late Renoir, but—most interestingly—touched on immigration issues in Arizona, one of the nation's most competitive theater camps, and Watson babies.

Sandra Bullock's other woman Michelle McGee and former Mel Gibson mistress Violet Kowal are apparently planning some kind of "stripping tour." Dates haven't been set, but that doesn't mean you can't camp outside your local strip club in anticipation! [TMZ]