Have you heard of the Fantasy Hair phenomenon? If not, you're in luck, because Hair Battle Spectacular premiered on Oxygen last night and, needless to say, it was quite the spectacle.

Following Gene Simmons these days on A&E is Growing Up Twisted, a reality show featuring Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister and his brood. Here's the stage debut of Dee's daughter Cheyenne, accompanying Lita Ford on the Runaways hit "Cherry Bomb."

On Monday, Justin Bieber was hit in the head with a giant water bottle, hurled by a crazed fan at a concert (see it here). Now, the incident's been auto-tuned and remixed—and it's better than the original!

Last night, Bill O'Reilly attacked Jennifer Aniston for glorifying single motherhood with her new movie. O'Reilly noted that Aniston can hire nannies—but not a dad!—before saying that good fathers are "diminished by people like Jennifer Aniston." Video inside.

[On an aid trip to Haiti, George W. Bush mingles with the locals in Port-au-Prince. Image via AP.]

Gawker Media, publisher of some of the web's most loved sites, is seeking a booker to handle incoming media requests as well as proactively book our editors for interviews/appearances on television and in print.

Perks of hosting this year's Emmy Awards? Starring in a commercial alongside Christina Hendricks while wearing full Mad Men garb inside the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce offices. Jimmy Fallon doesn't quite fill Don Draper's shoes, but the effort is appreciated.

Here is a children's treasury of Rush Limbaugh wedding photos, which were uploaded to Facebook today. You remember that wedding, the one where the arch conservative windbag was serenaded by gay foreigner Elton John? It was lovely. Take a look:

Following a controversial video about ginger genocide, M.I.A. returns with a Middle Eastern-flavored internet doodle for her new poppy single "XXXO." We like her so much better when she's more beat-savvy musician and less shady activist (or phone-number-Tweeting diva).

Anne Rice wrote all those vampire books and we were like "Uhh.." and then she became a Catholic and we were like "Okayyy..." but then she quit the church and now she's speaking out and we're like "She's our hero!"

Steven Slater—the JetBlue flight attendant who became a national treasure by quitting his job in a blaze of pissed-off, flamboyantly gay glory—has broken his silence. All the latest details on our hero and his plight.

Former Vice President Dan Quayle's son, Ben, is running for Congress in Arizona, where he lives with his imaginary children. Remember how Dan Quayle was famously airheaded? Well, as Ben's campaign progresses, it's becoming obvious that he inherited that gene.

Louise was a USC student with a major case of awkwardness and a crush on her best friend. The show tried to help her by skydiving and speed dating, but still managed to capture her most awkward moment on film.

Don't forget to enter our Best "I Quit" Story Contest. Make Steven Slater proud!

After their brief Twitter courtship, John McCain talked about Jersey Shore star Snooki's arrest this morning, saying, "I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail." He does like his ladies on the orange side.

On The Rachel Zoe Project, drama unfolded when a Versace dress went missing a days before the Golden Globes. However, the real story was with Rachel and her husband's baby fascination. She even said "when I'm pregnant", not "if"!

Ten years ago, watching television was a fairly mainstream activity. That's changed. New statistics tell us that not one single person born in the past ten years has ever bothered to watch TV. Especially not Fox News.

Poor Natalie Morales. She was probably the only Today Show anchor that would agree to interview these sextuplets bursting with energy, and she gets hit in the head anyway. Video of demonic children and their behavioral issues inside!

At a Nevada campaign stop yesterday, Sen. Harry Reid responded to an immigration-related question by saying, "I don't know how anyone of Hispanic heritage could be a Republican, OK?" Outrage! Race Card! Harry Reid must learn to share his Hispanics.