Today's Gawker.TV Trivia

Emily Chen · 08/11/10 11:00AM

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Mexico Shows Us How to Do This Gay Marriage Stuff

Richard Lawson · 08/11/10 10:31AM

You know why certain people are scared of Mexican immigrants? Because they might bring their gay marriage-tolerating with them! Yes, Mexico, or at least the Mexican Supreme Court, is more progressive than the States when it comes to gay marriage.

Rachel Maddow's New Liberal Lesbian Lair

Richard Lawson · 08/11/10 10:25AM

The MSNBC pundit for the lamestream media recently purchased this Jane St. apartment, which is actually two combined apartments, from fellow queer weirdo Michael Stipe. She paid a modest $1.25M for the 2ish bedroom condo, which features Hudson River views.

Attack of the Tween Foodies

Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/10 09:56AM

This is what America's sad obsession with cooking reality shows hath wrought: a whole generation of kids who attend "culinary summer camps" (by choice). Are 13 year-olds not unbearable enough? Must they be foodies as well?

Shaq Tries His Hand at Magic with Penn and Teller

James O'Donnell · 08/11/10 09:45AM

On this week's Shaq Vs, Shaq-dini challenged Penn and Teller to a magic contest. His ideal tricks? Cutting someone in half and/or levitating over the audience. Penn, fearing for his life, politely declined.

The Sinister Muslim Plot to Steal Time

Richard Lawson · 08/11/10 09:37AM

It's real. The Saudi government is currently building an enormous clock tower in Mecca, set to Arabia Standard Time, that they hope will overshadow the Greenwich Observatory as the true center of the world's time. Yes. Arab Muslims: Time Thieves.

Which Teen Heartthrob Is Biding His Time Before Coming Out?

Brian Moylan · 08/11/10 09:30AM

Once he's a bigger star, he'll introduce the world to his boyfriend. This celeb mocked his girlfriend's onstage performance during the show and this Park Ave surgeon implanted a baby in his coworker. Someone's not keeping the doctor away.

Conan's First Official TBS Promo

Matt Toder · 08/11/10 09:20AM

Everyone on Team Coco is counting the days until Conan's new TBS show premieres in November. To make sure that your appetite is properly whetted, TBS has just begun airing the first official promo for the show. Check it out.

Alanis Morissette Is Pregnant, and Other Surprises

Maureen O'Connor · 08/11/10 09:12AM

You oughta know that Alanis has a bun in the oven. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush get into a drunken brawl. Boy George thinks Lady Gaga is full of it. Jennifer Aniston pities Lindsay Lohan. Isn't Wednesday gossip ironic?

Emma Lasry: Billionaire's Daughter, Closet Bitch

Hamilton Nolan · 08/11/10 08:48AM

Emma Lasry is the 18 year-old daughter of hedge fund billionaire and Bill Clinton pal Marc Lasry. But that is not all: she is also a closet bitch. Self-described! Click play on Emma Lasry's debut pop tune video at once!