Confirmed: Only Old People Watch TV
Ten years ago, watching television was a fairly mainstream activity. That's changed. New statistics tell us that not one single person born in the past ten years has ever bothered to watch TV. Especially not Fox News.
Average age of a Fox News viewer: 65 [CNN: 63; MSNBC: 59]
Average age of a CBS viewer: 55 [ABC: 51; NBC: 49; Fox: 44]
Average age of a CBS viewer ten years ago: 52 [ABC: 43; NBC: 45; Fox was only 35]
The takeaway from all this: everyone who was watching The Simpsons in Y2K now spends their time reading Gawker. Also, Fox News is cranky for a reason.