This month's Out magazine features an interview with Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, a pocket-sized heartthrob who is essentially the ideal heterosexual man. And girls, he's single and ready to mingle. Why is he so wonderful? Let's take a look.

If you're a fan of chaos, violence and clap-talking; psychotic, debatably pretty girls; the word "bitch," the sound of "bleep" and all around good, wholesome family entertainment, then we've got a clip for you. Bad Girls Club, season five, inside!

The latest news about the revamp of the American Idol judging panel is that over-demanding J.Lo is out as a replacement for Ellen DeGeneres. Now's the time to ask: Why do we even bother having judges in the first place?

Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman continued their whirlwind promotion for Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World by sitting down for a more traditional interview with Matt Zaller. Things turn strange when America's sweetheart Zach Galifianakis appears.

"This guy is handing his card out on the 'L' train in Chicago to women for dating purposes," a tipster informed us today. The guy in question is Paul Narang: Businessman. Republican. And eligible male. Let's meet him, shall we?

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Christina Hendricks appears in a Mad Men-themed commercial for the Emmys, Ketith Oblermann talks net neutrality, Natalie Morales gets hit by a kid on Today, the premiere of Hair Battle Spectacular, and Perez Hilton's lost Sopranos cameo.

Google Street View is a wonderful tool/time-waster, but its pictures aren't always current. This becomes apparent on its movie theater marquees, like the 20 inside this post. Wanna see a Sci-Fi or comedy flick from years ago? You're in luck!

On 18 to Life, Tom's dad and father-in-law throw him a post-marriage bachelor party. It sucks so they all flock to the frat house where a stripper awaits. Oddly enough, Tom's uptight padre is old friends with her.

Former Chicago Congressman Dan Rostenkowski, a tough, behind-the-scenes dealmaker who chaired the powerful Ways & Means Committee for 13 years and ultimately served 17 months in prison on felony corruption charges, has died at 82. [Image: AP]

Israel is ready and anxious to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities soon. At least that's the claim in a lengthy new Atlantic piece, which puts the chances of a strike within the next year at "better than 50 percent."

He really would. So he gave him a bigger part. Also today: good Jane Lynch news, good Frances McDormand news, good video game news, and baaaad talk show news. Like, really bad.

After presenting Anna Paquin with her very own copy of the True Blood porn parody, George Lopez asked her about the issue of genitalia coverage during sex scenes. Solution for her: the Snatch Patch. And for the guys...

He tried to tell us. JetBlue steward Steven Slater apparently posted to an airline message board in the months before his meltdown, warning of new pressures on flight attendants—and how the carry-on baggage situation had become a "monster."

A tipster in Midtown today spotted this moving ad for billionaire heiress/aspiring pop star Emma Lasry's hot new single, "Closet Bitch." We know you can afford a little more for graphic design, Emma. Come on now. Another pic below.

Jessica Szohr stopped by Regis and Kelly this morning to promote her upcoming movie Piranha 3D. The premise of the film baffles poor old Regis and his very limited understanding of modern technology.

[Ashley Olsen tells Harper's Bazaar she would love to see the first lady wear her and sister Mary-Kate's fashion line. Considering they wear outfits like these, we don't think simple and elegant Michelle is gonna bite. Image via Getty]

After being chased up a tree by dogs and then electrocuted, this cat had all four of its legs amputated. But this legless cat's not ready to give up yet! She can crawl and play like the rest of 'em.

Still hungry after last month's 2,300-calorie Mac & Cheese Quesadilla and footlong cheeseburgers? Try the latest American chain restaurant abomination: Denny's Fried Cheese Melt, in which deep-fried breaded cheese is embedded in more cheese, more bread, and fried again.

In your wondrous Wednesday media column: a mobile phone-focused magazine launch, a J-school's magical new fee, Stefano Tonchi talks trash, a sluggish growth forecast, and Northeast recruiting explained.