Ready to cringe? Videos of Lindsay Lohan hawking "facebook messages" for a company have just surfaced. We can't figure out who'd want to send these to our troops—or if this is worse than her ad for Fornarina jeans.

Highfalutin' editor Tina Brown and her even more highfalutin' husband, "Sir" Harold Evans the Elder, are the featured guests on an upcoming one of those celebrity cruise things. How delightfully low-rent!

Howard Deneroff was a passenger on the infamous Slater flight, and visited The Early Show for an exclusive. Besides some specious claims that Slater hit his seat, he seems too calm about having been on the most hilarious flight ever.

You guys. Did you know this was happening? One-time Gawker fixation and current bargain-bin micro-celeb Julia Allison — of website fame — has left New York City. Let's take a moment to reflect on the fameball that was.

86-year-old New Jersey Sen. Frank Lautenberg is apparently a Lady Gaga superfan. He and his wife attended a concert earlier this year, and he's hosting a fundraiser at an upcoming D.C. show. Still: McCain/Snooki is weirder. [Image: Getty]

Wednesday, police arrested 33 year-old Elias Abuelazam as he boarded a plane bound for Tel Aviv. They say he's the serial killer who attacked and stabbed nearly 20 victims, most in Michigan. Below, what we know about him so far.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Pedophiles are everywhere, and they want your child: Fashion, to the rescue! Introducing Safe Cuddling, a fluffy playsuit that keeps the bad men away.

On Good Day New York, Aubrey Plaza dropped in to promote her new movie. Maybe it was early, maybe she wanted to make people at FOX uncomfortable, or maybe she was drunk. Either way, enjoy the bizarre interview that ensues.

As a reminder that sometimes air travel can be fun and freak-out free, here's a video of a Lufthansa flight attendant playfully pillow fighting with her passengers, somewhere between Tel Aviv and Frankfurt. Everyone laughs! No one disembarks! Peace.

Last night, all five Kids in the Hall joined Jimmy Fallon to promote their latest project and discuss which Kid looks the most fetching in drag.

Billionaire Clinton pal and model wrangler Ron Burkle is salivating metaphorically at the prospect of getting his hands on Barnes & Noble, the once-mighty book chain that's now in play. Why?

The amazing people at Radiolab and Everynone have produced "Words," a video about the disparity between actions that are represented by the same words. How many connotations of "break" can you think of?

She's so beautiful no one knows that she's hitting the pipe. Seven actresses are vying for a plum role and this couple is telling tales to the tabloids to stay relevant. The hills are alive with the sound of gossip.

The AP is seeking a Washington, DC bureau chief on Craigslist(!). And a futon.

The government of New York spends the majority of its time deciding which of our cute animal brethren it wants to massacre next. First, the geese got a death warrant. And now they're coming for your friend, Mr. Lemur!

Someone on Mischa's yacht is a mole—is no starlet in St. Tropez is safe? Christina Ricci says Rob Pattinson is an "awesome" kisser. Ke$ha was a band geek. Hilary Duff is getting hitched. TGIFriday gossip.

Things already banned in San Francisco: plastic bags, tasering children. We can support that. Also proposed: pets. Well, I don't know...And also, now: Happy Meal toys, which encourage unhealthy eating habits. What if the toys are fun though?

Tonight marked the end of the seventh season of So You Think You Can Dance. They laughed! They cried! They danced! But, most importantly, Ellen danced. With Twitch. In a hip-hop number paying homage to the gone-too-soon, Alex Wong. OMFG.

Ute Linhart (pictured) was waiting in the 28th street R train station platform Wednesday night when a crazy man pushed her into the path of an oncoming train. She suffered serious injuries, but survived. Is this good PR, or what?