When a company picks up and moves—or when a, say, advertising firm breaks in half—what is there to do but to have a moving sale?

Among the first things we learned about bizarre South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene after his fluke nomination was his pending obscenity charge, for sending porn to some college gal. Now he's been indicted, hurting his non-existent prospects for victory.

Oh what a festive Project Runway! Tim Gunn took everyone to a party store and then he laughed and giggled and cried. If only everyone could be warmed by Grampa Gunn's guffaw. Too bad they all have dark, dark souls.

[Back in New York City for the first time since he failed to show his johnson and failed to marry Bristol Palin (for the second time), reality star hopeful Levi Johnston greets his fans. Image via WENN.]

A CNN employee has just forwarded us an alarming email that she and her colleagues received informing them that bedbugs have infested the Time Warner Center. Will they bring down America's largest media company, from the inside? Yes. Memo below!

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The Hoff's career is studded with with iconic moments—his rockin' crusade to unite East and West Germany, every chest-pelt-centric Baywatch episode, his stint as a Wendy's spokesman— and this Sunday Comedy Central will remind you of these special times.

Chelsea and her panel began the show talking about Kelsey Grammer's latest gold-digger, but the forum quickly degenerated into an insult war between Chelsea and comedian Jo Koy. Here's a compilation of the highlights:

Last night was Episode 2 of this latest, undeniably worst Housewives franchise. What happened? Mostly people said stupid things and then everyone went home, back to the thorny wilds of Virginia, because only one of them actually lives in D.C.

Nefarious tyrant Barack Obama has boldly taken sides in the Great War on Mosques: He will be hosting a White House "iftar" feast tonight for Ramadan, the enemy's holiday. How many 9/11 mosques will he green-light during this meal, hmm?

On The Tonight Show, Bardem revealed his confusion with the term "chick flick" in regards to his new movie. Watch as the Oscar winning actor offers his take on the common American phrase.

A memo just went out to NYDN employees announcing that CEO Marc Kramer is being replaced by William Holiber, who also runs U.S. News and World Report. The full memo is below.

Sheryl Crow is dedicated to saving the planet. That's great! But the rider for her current tour is so Draconian in its green policies that it's driving concert promoters nuts. Does she really care that deeply about toilet paper?

Commuters' most pressing issue is resolved: new bar cars are coming. Congrats, lushes.

An unsuspecting Kieran Culkin was simply promoting Scott Pilgrim when he was sucked into a discussion of his bad habits. Kathie Lee isn't only astounded that he plays Nintendo until 5am, but that people are actually interested in his movie.

The White House press corps, our proud enforcers of public accountability, regularly demand more transparency from the White House. But if you ask them whether they attended an off-the-record lunch with President Obama, it's Top Secret. Got it?

[A window at a Gap on Third Avenue suffers from an indecent exposure, when the sun casts a funny shadow on a poster inside. Photo via A Fine Blog]

In your finally Friday media column: News Corp attacks your iPad, a magazine editor's suicide considered, Howie Kurtz vs. Jake Tapper on a topic of import, and media softball is here, for what it's worth.

You would think the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, would get along. But no, the relationship between genders is strained and contentious, mostly due to boobs—both real and fake.

A JetBlue flight's been diverted after flight attendants subdued an unruly passenger. What a week!