This footage recorded yesterday at the Philadelphia Zoo, is so completely adorable that it'll melt even the coldest of hearts. Watch a group of humboldt penguins chase around a butterfly and be delighted.

[MTV's mascot for classlessness, Snooki, shows multiple private parts while wearing a trucker hat, gym socks under flip-flops, and clashing logos. How many crimes against fashion can you spot? NSFW image for those who dare, after jump.]

Former drunk driver Mel Gibson was in a mysterious car accident yesterday when he "accidentally" drove his Maserati into some rocks on the side of the road in Malibu. How does this guy even have insurance still? [Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Since the demise of his role on "Five Towns," Johnny Drama's career is in the gutter. "Medellin" director Billy Walsh offers a solution to Drama's career woes by pitching an animated show about an "angry monkey" called Johnny's Bananas.

Apparently Barack Obama's not-sexy-enough photo of him swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, designed to show its safety for tourists, was not technically taken in the Gulf — just an inner bay, where all water is from the Gulf. Caught!

Today on the Early Show, Morgan Houston stopped by to talk about Philip Markoff, once a good friend of hers. She looks back at his sometimes violent actions towards her and wonders if she should have realized he was dangerous.

New York City transportation planners have released the findings of a study focused on pedestrian accidents on city streets and two shocking things were learned: women don't be gettin' in accidents and taxis aren't that dangerous after all.

On Fox & Friends this morning, Newt Gingrich took nonsensical arguments against the Ground Zero Islamic cultural center (not a mosque) to a new level by comparing it to the Nazis putting up a sign next to the Holocaust Museum.

In your murderous Monday media column: Mexico's reporters have a terrible job, the NYT Co. tests its paywall on a small stage, nobody trusts TV news, and James Kilpatrick dies.

The Soup highlighted all America's biggest issues. Glenn Beck thinks it's all about Mountain Dew and Cheetos, Nancy Grace blames the booze and hot pants, and Joel McHale is just concerned about Montana Fishburne's best-selling porn.

Our Mad Men had some big news and small victories as everyone decided between a traditional married life and the adventure of going it alone in a brave new world. Every decision will probably lead to disaster eventually.

A newspaper owned by the North Korean government opened the regime's first Twitter account. Our favorite so far is the post calling South Korea a "poor whore," "dirty whore," and "prostitute." Twitter's "Content Boundaries" don't apply to Dear Leader! [Mashable]

Newishlywed power couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, she of the American curves and he of the Canadian crispness, are said to have purchased this modestly sized (2 beds, 3 baths, 2,835 sq.ft.) Los Feliz property for $2.9 million.

Known as "spring break for lesbians," Dinah Shore is a getaway in Palm Springs where lesbians go to party. It's a crazy party and not the preferred atmosphere for all lesbians, but everyone definitely found some entertainment while there.

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What kind of silly people would give Congress the grade "A" when asked? According to a new poll, it's most likely to be... well, educated, wealthier people who work with Congress on things.

The Supreme Court says birther queen and ever-aspiring politico Orly Taitz does in fact have to pay a $20,000 fine for her "frivolous" litigation about how Barack Obama is an illegal alien, etc. This will undoubtedly change nothing. [Pic]

This geriatric diva was sampling some music at her local Wal-Mart recently and, luckily, someone recorded it. She moved a bit for Etta James' "At Last," but when Lady Gaga's "Just Dance," came on, she really got freaky. Video inside.

Today introduced us to Michelle Philpots, who can't remember anything since 1994 due to a horrible car accident. In this video, you'll realize that your problems aren't nearly as bad as hers, but just how rare her condition really is.

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