Your Husband Cheated On You Because You Make Too Much Money

Richard Lawson · 08/16/10 03:01PM

Sorry, it's just science. A new study confirms that men whose wives make more than they do are more likely to cheat. This study was conducted by a PhD student from Cornell—an Ivy!—so it must be real.

The Big Waltz Is Over, and We're the Matildas

Hamilton Nolan · 08/16/10 03:01PM

The Way We Live Now: girly. Meaning incapable of being paid what we're worth! Will the mighty USA one day be nothing more than a pit stop where Chinese Masters of the Universe pick up free cupcakes? It seems likely.

What Has Jason Biggs Been Up To?

Emily A. Farris · 08/16/10 03:00PM

TMZ caught Jason Biggs at the airport, and he mentioned (clearly sarcastically) that he'd been dabbling in some porno. The conversation went on to mention his big c*ck and the possibility of involving pie in his next sexual endeavor.

Here Is a Video of a Bunch of Cats and Dogs Eating Peanut Butter

Matt Cherette · 08/16/10 02:24PM

This is a video of four cats and two dogs being hand-fed peanut butter by their owner, which proves that—if there's one thing that brings the two species together—it's sweet, sticky food. Also: BAWWWWW SO CUTE! Watch inside.

Israel's Own Military Prisoner Photo Scandal, on Facebook

Hamilton Nolan · 08/16/10 02:17PM

Well, this was inevitable, what with Israel's political situation, and the existence of Facebook: a former Israeli soldier has posted some photos of herself posing with blindfolded Palestinians, for kicks. Mini-Abu Ghraib?

Best of the Jonas Brothers' Visit to Fox and Friends

Chris Dignes · 08/16/10 01:55PM

Double entendres! Camp Rock 2! Panning shots of an excited audience composed of toddlers and teens! Road Dogs! Tiger Beat! Over fifteen minutes of visual goodies edited down to less than four for your viewing pleasure enclosed. Ronald Reagan!