In a bit of a turnaround, at least six poachers were reportedly tracked and killed this weekend by authorities in Bangladesh.

On Saturday, Bernie Sanders was scheduled to speak to a crowd of thousands of supporters in a Seattle park. He never did; the event was shut down after a handful of protesters disrupted it in the name of “Black Lives Matter.” This was remarkably dumb.

At least one St. Louis County police officer opened fire during tonight’s anniversary protests in Ferguson, allegedly after coming under “heavy fire.” There are reports that one person was wounded during the shooting, which took place as the interim chief of the Ferguson police department gave a live TV interview.

NBC News reports that an underwire bra may have saved a German woman from serious injury this week when it stopped a hunter’s ricocheting bullet.

“Critics say Coke has long cast the obesity epidemic as primarily an exercise problem. [...] Now, public health advocates say, Coca-Cola is going a step further, recruiting reputable scientists to make the case for them.”

When dealing with, say, a lingering party guest who puked in your toilet tank, it’s important to be forceful when expressing it’s time to leave. Unfortunately, while a drunk guy might eventually respond to your commands, a yellow-bellied marmot almost never will.

According to the BBC, six suspected tiger poachers were killed in Bangladesh’s Sundarbans forest on Sunday during a gunfight with police. Authorities reportedly began cracking down on poaching after a recent survey found just 106 tigers left in the forest, down from 440 animals 10 years ago.

On Friday, the “partially consumed” body of a missing hiker believed to have been killed by a grizzly bear was found in Yellowstone National Park, NBC News reports.

Citing anonymous sources, TMZ reports that Lenny Kravitz was “privately horrified” that he showed the entire world his dick this week but will nevertheless continue to wear leather pants—thus ensuring his rock ‘n’ roll cred is still at least equal to Martha Stewart’s.

On Thursday, a California police officer was placed on paid administrative leave in response to a viral video that shows him drawing his gun, apparently in response to a man filming him with his hand in his pocket.

On Sunday, Donald Trump continued to deny there was anything sexist about his “blood coming out of her wherever” comment, boldly claiming that he, in fact, “cherishes” women.

49-year-old David Conley has been charged with three counts of capital murder in connection with five children and three adults found dead in a Houston-area home last night, the AP reports. One count is said to cover multiple deaths while another is for a person under 6 years of age.

Last night, a security company released surveillance footage purportedly showing some of the final minutes of Christian Taylor, the Angelo State football player shot and killed by police in Arlington, Texas on Friday.

Authorities say the bodies of eight people, including five children, were found inside a Houston-area home Saturday night after an hour-long standoff with a man who shot at police, the Associated Press reports.

On Friday, police in Long Beach, California killed a knife-wielding man believed to have stabbed his wife and five other people, including three inside a convalescent home, the Associated Press reports.

In the immortal words of “The Trump” himself, “The professional relationship between you and I has ended!”

According to AJC.com, holidays honoring Confederate soldiers and General Robert E. Lee have been removed from Georgia’s official state calendar and are now simply listed as “state holidays.” “Those so inclined can observe Confederate Memorial Day and remember those who died,” said a spokesperson for Gov. Nathan Deal.

D’Angelo’s “Untitled” is on BET, your forehead pressed against the screen trying to look down, praying there’s a few more inches of TV. you don’t know what drives you to press your skin to the screen filled with his skin but you let yourself be driven, be hungry, be whatever this is when no one is around. you don’t know what a faggot is but you know a faggot would probably be doing this. you don’t know what a faggot is but you know you might be one. You don’t know what you are but you know you shouldn’t be. but you know that when D’Angelo sings how he sings looking how he looks, inside you something breaks open & then that odd flood of yes, a storm you can’t call a storm but the wind sounds like your name.

While crowds cheered Donald Trump’s misogyny at this week’s GOP debate, his suggestion yesterday that moderator Megyn Kelly had “blood coming out of her wherever” proved to be one ugly comment too far for fellow sexist Erick Erickson, who announced he was inviting Kelly to take Trump’s place at his influential RedState Gathering.

“The wicked Japanese imperialists committed such unpardonable crimes as depriving Korea of even its standard time while mercilessly trampling down its land with 5,000 year-long history and culture,” said North Korean state news on Friday, announcing the country’s new “Pyongyang time” zone.