Whoops! None of you correctly guessed today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer. And remember, don't hate the player—hate the game.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert wishes President Obama had announced the war's end with more gusto, Melissa Joan Hart talks about child stars, and Jennifer Aniston and Jon Stewart awkwardly recall the date they went on over 15 years ago.

The Way We Live Now: Quantifordably. We don't actually need to change our current situation; we simply need to become more satisfied with it. For what is money but a number? And what is a number but...magic? I don't know.

On last night's episode of Lopez Tonight, a video was made to parody California's ambivalent attitude about gay marriage. Watch as the clip shows us that California cares...sometimes.

America's most stressful city is Las Vegas, followed by L.A. and Houston, according to Forbes. Long thought to be the capital of neurotic hair-tearing, New York City finished in eighth place. You softies make me sick. [Image via Shutterstock]

A second egg producer in Iowa has issued a recall of its delicious-but-salmonella-laced eggs. 380 million eggs have already been recalled in 14 states. End-to-end, those eggs could reach the International Space Station and give the astronauts there explosive diarrhea.

This morning on the Today show, Rod Blagojevich was at his defensive best when he gave his first interview since his conviction on one measly count. Watch him go head to head with Meredith Vieira inside.

Are hats fashion? Should one base a dress on an accessory or an accessory on a dress? Why do orchids look like vaginas? These were the very important questions answered by Project Runway last night. We're still a little confused.

An earthquake's coming! Junk DNA is mutating! The moon was shrinking! Happiness is thinking! Active cities are slimming! A galactic volcano's exploding! And the ocean is dying! It's your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—until it collapses, inevitably!

Breaking news from Martha's Vineyard: Barack Obama went to a bookstore! And he bought novelist Jonathan Franzen's hotly anticipated greatest masterpiece ever, Freedom. It's not even in stores until August 31! He really does have magical time-defying powers. [Image: AP]

The cast of Katie Holmes rom-com The Romantics did a J. Crew ad campaign, and the result is an aneurysm of creamy cupcakes, tasteful khaki, and fresh-faced youth. Katie even exorcises a few Tom Cruise-related demons. Let's take a look.

Wyclef's still insisting that he will be cleared to run for president of Haiti. Sure.

According to its trailer, The Romantics is about tasteful white people getting married in a scenic white people place. (Maine?) Quoth J. Crew's synergistic The Romantics advertainment: "Friendships and alliances are tested and the love triangle comes to a head the night before the wedding, when the drunken friends frolic in the nearby surf and return to shore… without the groom." That sounds… macabre. (And kind of interesting? I hate it when I accidentally like something I meant to hate.)

House musician Riva Starr has released a new video for European club favorite "I Was Drunk." The video for the popular house song features a baby wearing a mustache and singing along to the song. Does this kid have parents?

It's "End of the Iraq War" party time over on The Colbert Report! Balloons! Celebrations! Shout-outs to George W. Bush! Stephen wishes President Obama had announced this with more gusto. The most epic end of war statement idea ever, inside.

For a fiercely loyal clan, the guidos of Jersey Shore sure do engage in a lot of infidelity. In its wake comes conflict, destruction, and a scream heard 'round the world. What we can learn from such fickle creatures?

We've seen True Blood vamps come and go, but what would prove to be a real kick in the fangs for the show? How about killing off your favorite character? What would it take for you to stop watching?

America's beloved Miss USA, Rima Fakih — the first Muslim to hold that title — will hit the airwaves tonight to give her opinion on Cordoba House: it's too close to Ground Zero! This complicates everything.

Exciting news, comrades: Our Facebook friendship with North Korea is "awaiting confirmation." The North Korean government has apparently set up an official Facebook page. But they only have 65 friends. And North Korea is gay?

In your unemployed Friday media column: The NYT magazine editor search continues, top editors shuffle in and out of magazines elsewhere, an ill-advised warning for young journalists, and Robin Givhan on the Essence RACE SCANDAL.