To make a few extra bucks, movie star Nicole Kidman has done a sexy, sensual ad for... an as-yet-unbuilt shopping mall in Rio de Janeiro. The ad manages to make Rio look a little ugly and Kidman a lot selly-outy.

Have you ever had the desire to watch Spy Vs. Spy in an animated format? Dreams do come true—in the form of MAD, a new half hour cartoon made for Cartoon Network. The show premieres September 6th.

I am pleased to announce that vagina tattoos are officially mainstream, with a how-to video on YouTube and blog posts here, here, and here. Unfortunately, the internet keeps calling it a "vatoo," when the superior term is clearly "twattoo."

The Wall Street Journal takes a look inside TV writers rooms today, and learns important lessons about how TV writers are a vengeful lot, who will kill your character or turn a critic into a murderer as it pleases them.

[British fameball and nudie model Katie Price debuts her customized iPod by strapping it to her forehead, earlobes, and cleavage. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

It's a breath of fresh air to see Jennifer Aniston talking about something other than her position on single parenting. On last night's Daily Show, the two semi-awkwardly recall a date they went on in the mid-90s.

Part Three of our adventure to the bog hell that is Washington D.C. brought us to a vineyard, to a fancy dinner, to the antechambers of hotels, to the Dupont Circle metro stop, and to Paris, France. Woo-Hoo?

Gainesville, Florida's Dove World Outreach Center really wants to burn some Korans on 9/11, damnit! And even though the city has denied them a "burn permit" for the occasion, they're doing it anyway. USA, USA!

Sure, we all like to get our cheap kicks by condemning the rich for sending their kids to private schools. But can you blame them, when public schools are so dangerous and drug-infested? (Yes. But check out these stats).

Poster girl for early-90s Nickelodeon appeared on Today to talk about her new sitcom (that also stars Joey Lawrence—whoa!) When Hoda Kotb asks how she's so put-together, Hart reveals her current suburban life in Connecticut with her family.

While the Facebook movie makes Mark Zuckerberg out to be a web 2.0 serial killer, the just-announced Google movie will offer a softer view of Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page. It will be, essentially, a 90-minute Google commercial.

This time lapse video really captured the gorgeous sunset that Manhattan was privy to this past Wednesday night. The camera was set up at the Bliss Street Station in on a 7 Train platform on top of Queens Boulevard.

Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is a TV whore again, following his anti-climactic corruption trial. On the Today show this morning, Meredith Vieira pressed him on whether he'd return to reality TV now — maybe Jersey Shore? He'll consider it.

"It's the way they surround the story. With OTB results and ads for phone sex." This fake New York Post version of the New York Times' infernal, inescapable 'Weekender' ad does have its moments.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Larry King's last day on his CNN show has been pushed back from October until the end of the year because his presumed replacement, Brit Piers Morgan, is having visa issues. Well, maybe if they stopped giving away American jobs...

Your mood would likely brighten considerably if you were to peruse this collection of unfortunate profile photos from the Russian internet. The Family of Man is a wondrous thing. One more new friend, after the jump.

Not long ago, America's best and brightest young greedy bastards were piling into expensive law schools, confident they'd soon be wealthy older bastards. Then, law degrees became worthless. It's gotten so bad, young lawyers have resorted to doing something respectable.

Now is your chance to reprimand Jennifer Aniston. Spencer Pratt is writing a tell-all. Miranda Kerr is with child. Lindsay Lohan is off drugs. Twelve Duggars get the chicken pox at the same time. TGIFriday gossip.

You may think he's straight-laced, but he has the family help with his pot harvests. This celeb is battling with her famous mother, and this actor takes pictures of his co-stars' breasts. We know who is the real boob.