Today our attention was directed to a delightfully insane Philadelphia op-ed about how men are sissies these days because of things like skinny jeans. Yes, tight jeans are on the official limp-wrist list. What else is on the list?

Hoda Kotb and Martina McBride questioned the stars of White Collar about their bromance on and off the set. They challenged the duo to perform a duet to "Don't Stop Believing," which they performed with great pleasure.

PMS decoded! Neurosurgery! Stapled peptides! Ants on McDonald's! Eggs that kill! More smoking cancer! Chronic fatigue solved! And gluten-free crapola! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—consuming Wheaties by the barrel!

Blake Strode wins 9 matches to earn a wild card spot at the U.S. Open and what does Greg Kelly do? He "professionally" tells him he probably won't win and asks him what are his plans after. What a jerk!

Willow Garage recently held a competition that asked participants to teach the much-discussed PR2 robot to perform a task. The winning team, from UC Berkeley, taught the robot to pair socks. Or was it to give a good handjob? Video inside.

On last night's Intervention, 23-year-old Jason did not seem too keen on recovering. He always felt neglected by his mother. Once she finally professed her love, he made the decision to turn his life around and is doing well.

Instant video chat site and purveyor of penises Chatroulette is still down, after promising a relaunch yesterday. The site now says it'll relaunch "shortly" instead of "today." What gives?

While the "Ground Zero Mosque" site is two blocks away from Ground Zero, rap mogul Russell Simmons' apartment is across the street! This week he put various religious symbols in his windows to support religious freedom. Another pic with Simmons, below.

The Westboro Baptist Church—aka the "God Hates Fags" imbeciles—likes to protest. Recently, its members held a rally against Los Angeles' Jewish Federation, and—in an unlikely/funny turn of events—comedian Dave Sirus decided to turn the tables on the hate-mongers.

Facebook abruptly removed ads for pot legalization group Just Say Now, saying the ads' marijuana leaves might encourage Facebook members to try toking. A social network founded on college campuses can't really think its users are strangers to pot.

E! will air the Creative Arts Primetime Emmy Awards on Friday afternoon, and they promoted it on Monday's Daily Ten with this teaser highlighting Sal's backstage interviews with Neil Patrick Harris, Damon Lindelof, and a fashionably bespectacled Christina Hendricks.

Yesterday we introduced you to Tyrone Hayes, the UC-Berkeley biologist who expresses his opposition to the herbicide atrazine with shouty, rap lyric-quoting emails to its manufacturer, Syngenta. Well—there are many more Tyrone Hayes emails where those came from!

Of course Bachelor Pad had a kissing competition. Continuing the show's attempts to turn into a slutty VH1 reality train wreck, the "best kisser" won a rose and a date. Unsurprisingly, several contestants thought this was the best challenge ever.

Karl Pilkington has been the whipping boy of British comedy for many years, and his latest punishment is a trip around the world. Placed in exotic locales all over the planet, Pilkington proves his innate idiocy to a multi-cultural degree.

Well, that's it! No more. No more Housewives for the rest of our lives. Well, until Thursday, when the D.C. Devils once again crawl out of that fissure to Hell. And, also, until next week when the two-part reunion begins.

We've seen dogs screaming "Batman!" while barking and we've seen them spinning records, but here's something we haven't yet witnessed: a pooch, just sitting and chillin' on the couch, watching TV—sitting like a human, that is. Video inside.

Spike Lee's If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don't Rise found Brad Pitt dropping a superb A Streetcar Named Desire reference and explaining how he is single-handedly organizing the rehousing of the Ninth Ward.

Lily's in a coma, so RJ takes dream girl, Jenny Swanson, to the dance. But things never go as planned for Berger, and the finale was no exception. Recap and one of the weirdest (best?) endings in TV history inside.

[Superdiva supermodel Naomi Campbell strolls with a barefoot Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, in Sardinia. The duo spent time there with Naomi's Russian billionaire boyfriend. Image via INF.]

In your nubilous Tuesday media column: the WaPoCo's nervous about Kaplan, Seth Godin to reap more revenue from his followers, AARP Magazine is the king of all magazines, and a newspaper is bringing back a formerly scrapped section. Unheard of!