A man "holding 2 big knifes" tried to break into Paris Hilton's home this morning. Quick as a flash, she pulled out her cellphone—and took a picture and tweeted it while the cops slapped cuffs on him.

During last night's Miss Universe pageant, judge William Baldwin asked Miss Philippines, "What is one big mistake that you've made in your life, and what did you do to make it right?" Her response? She's made no mistakes! Video inside.

Now that sex tape actress Danielle Staub was possibly fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey she needs more attention than ever. She'll get plenty of negative attention for this performance of her dance single on a local news show!

Louis CK's show Louie has been one of the summer's standout shows, however not everyone is a fan. In fact, there's one guy out there who hates Louis CK enough to give him the finger during his own credit sequence.

It's primary day in Arizona! And a nation wonders: Will hilarious, pseudonymous porn scribe Ben Quayle, Dan Quayle's weird kid, overcome the adversity and win his congressional primary? Who knows! But he's enlisting daddy's help for a final push.

Our president needs to really work harder on seeming Christian. It just doesn't matter that President Obama is a Christian, what matters is how we perceive him, and a lot of Americans are all like, "Dude looks Muslim!"

It's been all about the F-bomb since Cee-Lo's cuss word anthem "F*ck You" was released last week. Now, in honor of that catchy-as-hell song, FilmDrunk has compiled the most memorable "f*ck you"s uttered on film. Video inside.

Here's a trailer for AMC's upcoming drama? horror? drorror? series The Walking Dead, a zombie apocalypse story based on the popular graphic novel series. This trailer premiered at Comic Con a while back, but this is the official public release.

Couples cannot figure out how to sleep together. Teens are too wired to slumber. And celebrities think they're so special they don't even need to sleep. Does this sleep crisis threaten to destroy America? You could say that, yes.

Thanks to video of an English woman throwing a cat in a garbage can going viral, local police have since identified the perpetrator. Although she hasn't "committed a criminal offence," she'll be questioned by the RSPCA, the U.K.'s kitty police.

Ah, the beauty of live television. During last night's Attack of the Show, hosts Kevin Pieria and Jessica Chobot begin joking about a name for Kevin's penis. Delayed use of the "bleeping button" caused quite the commotion. Video inside!

Woody Allen is griping that New York is too expensive to film in and that he prefers working in Europe anyway. Maybe that's because the only way he can get a movie made is by using European funding?

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think that you've got it? Check out the answer to today's question, inside.

Former USDA official Shirley Sherrod, whom the government inappropriately fired last month for appearing to make (but not actually making) racist remarks in a heavily edited speech clip, has turned down the USDA pity-job offered to her following the scandal.

Last night's Minute to Win It: Miss USA/Universe Edition, was chock-full of sexual innuendo. Besides challenges involving blowing and tissue grabbing, this has to be the most blatant example. Catch the ending where Guy Fieri examines the girls' "pedometers."

It's rough out there for law school grads. Faced with loads of debt, a worthless degree, and few career prospects, some have already resorted to getting worthwhile jobs. Others have a better idea: complaining about it.

Attack of the Show's sit-down chats are usually populated with C-level celebrities and the semi-stars of genre television, but Kevin Pereira shocked the world on Monday by delivering an in-depth interview with directorial superstar James Cameron.

Breaking: some assholes who hate Muslims find a high school test insufficiently hateful of Muslims. Well then! Destroy it! Burn the books! Kill the teachers! For Jesus! Below, the hateful Dirty Muslin-loving test questions exposed by New York's greatest tabloid.

Sure, most of the cast can't act to save their lives—but that might make this video of Gossip Girl's actors flubbing their lines and acting foolish even more enjoyable. Attractive people doing a bad job acting inside!

It's supposed to stop his cheating, but he found a way around it. This singer will never be as famous as her sister, and there's something about a lesbian facialist. Yes, there really is a blind item about a beautician.