This Oscar-nominated doc will make you think twice about those Eggs Benedict you scarfed down at brunch. Food, Inc., like fellow industry whistleblowers like Fast Food Nation and The Omnivore's Dilemma, reveals complicated inner workings of the American food industry.

A guy tried to pass off two $1 million U.S. bills at the UAE's Central bank. Hey, if you're going to be a terrible counterfeiter, you might as well be a cartoonishly incompetent one.

[Colonel Muammar el-Qaddafi, Libya's "Brother Leader," arrived in Italy today with his all female Amazonian guard to talk business, and other things. Image via AP]

Coastal dwellers brace yourselves: It's officially hurricane season.

We were all delighted by the incomprehensible racist (?) t-shirt a guy wore to Glenn Beck's "Restoring America" rally yesterday: ""BLACKS OWN SLAVES IN MAUITANIA (sic), SUDAN, NIGER, & HAITI." It appears Racist T-shirt Guy is a minor D.C. celebrity.

A volcano that has been dormant for 400 years erupted on the Indonesian island of Sumatra today, sending smoke and ash a mile into the air, and forcing the evacuation of at least 10,000 people.

Justin Bieber has been working non-stop since he was like 12. All that hard work is getting to him: The Biebs has cancelled a Syracuse, NY show because he's sick. #getwelljustinbieber is going to be trending on Twitter for weeks.

Remember those cartoons you loved as a kid like Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy? They seemed so funny at first, but really there's some serious depravity going on. A collection of the worst innuendos and inappropriate jokes inside.

Paris Hilton's mug shot looks better than most people's regular photos. Will Spencer Pratt cough up his sex tape? All of Jersey Shore sued for assault. Leonardo DiCaprio gets a restraining order. That is not Sunday Gossip Roundup's purse.

A new Islamic center is being built in Murfreesboro, Tennessee and this has scared a lot of white people, who think it will become a terrorist training camp. So, naturally, someone doused the construction equipment with gasoline and torched it.

The UK tabloid News of the World has uncovered "the most sensational sporting scandal ever," after secretly recording a man accepting cash to have Pakistani cricket bowlers mail it in against England in the Lord's Test match. No googlies! [BBC]

As the saying goes, it takes different strokes for different folks. In Jessi Klein's case, the stroke she finds most appealing as a folk comes from people who walk down the street slouching.

Reader J. Peach took this picture at today's "Glenn Beck Restores America" poetry slam and cookout. All of this man's racist shirts that actually make sense were at the cleaners. Update: The mystery of Weird Racist T-shirt Guy deepens!

Bet none of you Liberals had any idea about the most pressing threat to our nation's freedom since Obamacare, did you? The EPA was considering banning lead bullets because it poisoned animals. The ban has been rejected. Freedom, saved!

The embarrassing part of catching a rare clip of Seacrest in the wild is that I've just outed myself for spending this beautiful afternoon watching 90210 reruns on Soap Net. This admission is worth it for his frosted tips alone.

Police in Holyoke, Massachusetts arrested a man this week for receiving $100,000 worth of cocaine in the mail that was hidden inside a chunk of bologna, after being tipped off by authorities in Puerto Rico. Who mailorders bologna, anyway?

The British Museum has been evacuated because of people complaining of "eye and throat irritation"

Drinking is great! Drinking is fun! And YouTube is full of dudes just chilling and doing ridiculous things while intoxicated. Still, there's a difference between being drunk and being drunk. Here are ten of the drunkest guys ever videotaped.

For the second straight year since the global financial meltdown, the U.S. birthrate has dropped and is now at its lowest point in 100 years. Who knew that losing your house, job and life savings would ruin your libido? [AP]

Lady Gaga wore a studded metal corset to the airport in Vancouver and had to undergo an individual security check instead of the metal detector. She must have left her hat made of plastic explosives and knives at home. [NYP]