After all the hype, the Emmys are over. We know all the winners, saw all the dresses, and experienced all the surprises. It was fun but, man, does this show need a lot of work.

Feel like you don't know enough about disco in India in the 1980s? Try reading this.

The 2010 Emmy Awards are history, and—whether you watched live or not—these are the moments you'll want to remember. From the opener, to the Conan jokes, to the most awkward parts—and more!—video of the best/worst moments is inside.

Canada rescued passengers from a cruise ship stranded on a rock in the Arctic Sea. How nice of them! The U.S. probably would have just released greenhouse gases into the atmosphere until sea levels rose and the ship was free.

A group of 100 Russian skinheads stormed a crowd of concertgoers on Sunday, reportedly killing a 14-year-old girl. Details are still sketchy, but local media is reporting that some 100 people were injured while police "were inactive or ran away."

When it comes to gender equality, it seems no one is ever satisfied. In this clip, Burr tells us why he thinks men deserve some extra perks.

Want to chat about the Emmy Awards as they happen? You're in luck: TVDoneWright.com's Adam Wright is hosting one, and you're all invited! Just click inside this post to join the chat and live blog to your heart's content!

The Primetime Emmys are often uncomfortable and horrible, so the only fun way to watch them is with a bunch of people making fun of them. That's just what we're doing and—unlike the real ceremony—you're invited!

Welcome to the Emmy Awards red carpet, where the stars of the small screen strut in clothes that cost more than your car does, and jewelry that costs more than your house. Let's see how they looked.

Ryan Seacrest just interviewed the Jersey Shore cast via satellite. Many important questions were asked—Does Snooki still drink during the day?!—many awkward moments were had, and Seacrest said that he wants the cast to win an Emmy. Seriously.

[Barack Obama holds an umbrella for Michelle during their trip to New Orleans to commemorate the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. To be fair, that is a pretty huge umbrella. Photo via AP]

Now that we've all been shocked by the cabbie stabber, let's find out about his victim, Ahmed Sharif . Damn: He can't work because of his wounds, and fund-raising efforts barely raised enough to pay for his kids' baby formula.

In the past decades, smokers have been increasingly hemmed-in, physically, culturally, financially. Now, you can basically only find them huddled between two skyscrapers in Midtown Manhattan. The Times takes a look at these curiosities: New York's last smokers.

Today in the Serbian village of Ozrem the seventh annual World Testicle Cooking Championship took place, where, as you've probably guessed, people cooked and ate testicles. One of the more popular dishes? "Bulls' testicles" cooked "goulash style." Yum.

For this kitty, a hard choice must be made: will it jump into the sink, where a narrow garbage disposal may suck its paws in, or will it swan dive into a flip-top garbage can instead? Find out inside.

To tweet or not to tweet? That's the decision the American TV viewers will make tonight during the Emmys. NBC will air user-submitted tweets using the hashtag #imontheemmys during the broadcast. Jimmy Fallon breaks it down to Larry King, inside.

Glenn Beck says he regrets calling Obama a racist last year. Someone tell this guy.

According to U.N. estimates, the flooding in Pakistan has put 3.5 million children at "imminent risk" of waterborne disease, while 72,000 kids are at "high risk" of death. One fifth of Pakistan has been hit by flooding. [AP; Getty]

The Daily Mail has managed to secure a copy of the police report detailing Julian Assange's alleged molestation of two Swedish women. Inside, we learn that Assange's preferred method of seducing groupies is to feed them cheese.

You know the assholes from Westboro Baptist Church who protest everything with "God Hates Fags"? They were picketing a funeral in Nebraska for a Marine killed in Afghanistan when a man drove by and fired pepper spray. Hero?