Your Pants Are Lying to You About How Thin You Are

Max Read · 09/07/10 11:44PM

Most guys have probably guessed that mainstream clothing companies are a little bit... generous with their measurements. But they probably haven't guessed how generous. The Dockers 36-inch waist? Actually 39.5 inches around. And they're not even the worst offenders.

Too Good To Help Justin Timberlake

Ryan Tate · 09/07/10 08:17PM

Justin Timberlake needed some help preparing for his starring role in the forthcoming Facebook movie The Social Network. But when the young singer approached Facebook co-founder Sean Parker in a nightclub, seeking acting help, he got shot down.

Daniel Tosh is Hot For Teacher

Sarah Prial · 09/07/10 08:00PM

Daniel Tosh addresses the hot button issue of female teachers dating their students, and gets to the heart of his potential deep-seated issues.

Spin Control

Brian Moylan · 09/07/10 05:46PM

[Linda Celeste Sims skirts the issues while performing a tribute to Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater's artistic director Judith Jamison today at the inaugural event of Michelle Obama's White House Dance Series. Image via Getty]

This Is Not How to Walk a Dog

Matt Cherette · 09/07/10 05:30PM

Walking a dog should be simple. You put the leash on the dog, and then you walk it. But what if the dog was so lazy that it wanted to do nothing but lay on its back? The result, inside.

Bachelor Pad Proves to Be the Classiest Show on TV Once Again

Morgan Barry · 09/07/10 05:15PM

Last night Elizabeth and Kovacks went off to the Fantasy Suite for some quality time, but even after some "awesome" pillow talk Elizabeth still wasn't feeling the romance. Maybe she's expecting too much, maybe their signals are crossed. You decide.