This week, our "Meet a Gawker.TV Intern" series focuses on Nicole Keller, one of the many Gawker Video Department alumni. So, what's she up to these days? Click to find out.

Florida's Dove World Outreach Center, the insane church that's planning a Koran-burning festival for 9/11, will go ahead with it for now, despite a rare warning from Gen. David Petraeus about their actions inciting waves of anti-American violence overseas.

The Way We Live Now: hoodwinked. And bamboozled! Where is our revolutionary agenda? What do we get for finally electing a Manchurian Candidate-style socialist Muslim to the presidency? Business tax cuts! We are disappointed! And fearful!

Give Kevin Rose credit: The Digg CEO keeps a cool head. "Gotta take risk" was the tech playboy's cheerful response to Digg's mounting problems today. His secret to staying relaxed: Extracurricular investments with buddies hedge Rose well against Digg's death.

World's shortest man Khagendra Thapa Magar visited New York and "confessed he was taken by the city's tall blonde women." When a 22-inch man from Nepal says tall blondes are the hottest women, international beauty standards are officially fucked.

Charlie Day as Bob Ross, John Stamos in Glee, and so much Saturday Night Live rumors (Jenny Slate's out! Amy Poehler's hosting! James Franco's documentary gets a release date!) it will make your head spin.

Think of it as Delta Tau Chi vs. Dean Vernon Worner in Animal House: Buttoned-down tech giant Hewlett Packard has filed suit against its scandal-tainted former CEO for joining Oracle, home to the most infamous skirt chasers in Silicon Valley.

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who's running for Senate as an independent, has this new ad out in which he takes individual letters from "DEMOCRATS" and "REPUBLICANS" to spell "AMERICANS," in alternating colors. How lovely! Too bad he cheats like hell.

TONIGHT: Lots of TV! We've got new episodes of Melissa and Joey, Big Lake, Flipping Out, America's Got Talent, The Rachel Zoe Project, Wipeout, Minute to Win It and more, plus Meghan McCain on Leno and Katie Holmes on Letterman.

As every smart bridesmaid knows, just because you didn't get the bouquet, doesn't mean you can't get something. Enter The Fuxedo, the creation of comedy duo Stuckey & Murray. It's not just dresses that are easy access.

NYC's stressed! And obese! And un-restauranty! Vending machines kill! Personal trainers chill! Depression is ill! The dentist is for girls! Medical student hobos! Money and happiness! Punches in the nose! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, watching your health—degenerating!

Former Friday Night Lights star and current Derek Jeter-dater Minka Kelly is currently on a flight from JFK to LAX and apparently had an enormous dog-related meltdown during takeoff preparations. It's the best kind of starlet story.

[Tom Cruise and his preternaturally adorable daughter Suri have a play date in Central Park. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Today at Gawker.TV, Louis C.K. dances alongside Bristol Palin a night after insulting her mother on twitter, the new Justin Bieber CSI promo, "Hey Brother," and Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul uses his newly-won Emmy to beat up Joel McHale.

Congratulations to dr883 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today, The View—and cohost Barbara Walters—returned from its summer hiatus for its 14th season with a very special guest: David Letterman, making his first ever appearance on the show. Video highlights—including talk about Jay Leno and Jersey Shore—inside.

Two interesting Saturday Night Live news bits came over the wires today. Well, one of them is a rumor. What's fact is that Amy Poehler will be hosting the season premiere on the 25th. The rumor? No more Jenny Slate.

Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley announced today that he won't seek another term for the office he's held since 1989. How modest! So: Will Rahm Emanuel leave the White House to run for this vacant office in 2011? Probably.

A tipster sent us a few photos of Anna Wintour checking out the rehearsal today for Fashion's Night Out: The Show, the catwalk extravaganza timed to the Vogue editor's annual charity event that's taping tonight in Lincoln Center.

A helmet-less moped rider survives a head-on collision with a truck—without a scratch. No surprise he's a football player. Check out this interview with Josh Koeppel; the lagtime for his answers might be more than delayed transmission....