Dr. Harriet Hall, a former Air Force flight surgeon who writes about debunking medical quackery, landed a column in Oprah's O Magazine last year. Now, it's been dropped. Dr. Harriet Hall did not enjoy the experience at all.

Beautician Kate Somerville was on The Doctors promoting her book and product line and massaged goat cheese (okay, okay—milk) into some lady's armpits. Watch the lingering footage inside!

They don't work for the show in question, they work in the world's oldest profession. This fitness guru is a coke head, and this star lost his virginity on a roller coaster. Do you think pros charge extra for that?

Katie and Josh try to discuss their new film, but The Daily Ten has edited this clip to focus on Tom Cruise, Suri, and So You Think You Can Dance. Wait... did Katie just admit to enjoying her husband's ejaculations?!

The New York Post reports today that a woman was raped near Penn Station early Monday morning. Police quickly caught the perp, who had a long rap sheet. What do the Post's famously insightful commenters have to say about this?

In this preview of the upcoming season of the Amazing Race, a contestant tasked with using a slingshot to smash a knight in the face with a watermelon gets quite the surprise. When the slingshot backfires, the result is hilarious.

Has Momsen finally crossed over from "teen angst" to "budding serial killer"? Dennis Rodman's six-woman orgy caught on live microphone. Danielle Staub says Teresa is hairy as an ape. Wednesday's gossip will make you recoil in horror.

Michael Marino, a Deputy Chief with the NYPD, has been suspended for 30 days for being caught using human growth hormone in 2007. A small price to pay for its invigorating effects!

[Jon Hamm arriving in London. Image: INF]

Iran's really had a hard time deciding whether it will stone Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani to death for adultery. Well, they've formally suspended the stoning! She still faces 99 lashes. She "might still be executed by hanging." But no stones! [NYT]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Two asteroids are due to pass between the Earth and the orbit of the moon sometime today, but don't worry, we're (probably) not all going to die: "Neither of these objects has a chance of hitting Earth," says NASA.

Luther Campbell, of the once-controversial rap group 2 Live Crew, has some deep thoughts on the "Ground Zero Mosque" he would like to share with everyone in his latest Miami New Times column. He even Googled Islam!

Tony Blair's book tour is fizzling out after being attacked with eggs and flip flops in Ireland last weekend. His party at the Tate Modern museum has been cancelled over the "inevitable hassle" that comes with being a lying politician.

Along with Colorado, Detroit is now on fire too. At least two dozen homes have been lost to raging fires.

Good news from U.S. government scientists! The dumping of 771,000 gallons of controversial dispersants in the Gulf, like Corexit, worked and everything is cool now. Oil-eating microbes aren't using up oxygen or creating "dead zones," so let's move on.

[Colorado is on fire. Well, part of it, anyway: This is from outside of Boulder; some 92 structures have been destroyed and another eight damaged. Pic via AP.]

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Fisherman Raphael Biagini recently caught a 30-pound goldfish in the south of France. It weighs "the same as an average three-year-old girl" and looks about the size of a big dog. Now, he can sell it to a giant!

Two American troops were killed on Tuesday, the first to die since the official end of combat.