[It was a laugh a minute as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and husband Bill attended the Clinton Global Initiative meeting in New York today. Image via AP]

In this video, a faith healer calls upon the powers above to heal a woman who needs her hip replaced. Instead of speaking in tongues or however that works, he just yells chef Emeril Lagasse's signature "Bam!" over and over.

Directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt and also starring Channing Tatum, Morgan and Destiny's Eleventeeth Date: The Zeppelin Zoo, a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious word-fest of a short film, premiered at this year's SXSW. Puns, alliteration, wordplay galore.

To think we had got it wrong all these years! Of course tequila doesn't go down harsh when your sinus' are hemorrhaging and you're temporarily blinded. Brilliant. We can't believe nobody has thought of this before.

Barack Obama's top economic adviser, Larry Summers, will leave his post in November and return to Harvard.

Conan O'Brien's cleverly titled Conan premieres on November 8, and ads for the show have slowly been rolling out. The newest one, video of which is inside, includes an old man, a stripper, and some clever, nostalgia-filled Late Night references.

California's ballot proposition to legalize marijuana has drawn a likely foe: The California Beer & Beverage Distributors. They're spending to oppose the measure and preserve alcohol's monopoly on legal vice. Sigh. It's terrible when mommy and daddy fight like this.

Today we told you a terrible, horrifying story about snakes in the toilet. This prompted some of you commenters to share your own creepy crawly stories. We're never going outside or to the bathroom again.

As part of their Cat Week segment, Ellen DeGeneres donned a cat suit to scare members of her cast and crew. Most recently she donned the suit to utterly terrify guest and Modern Family star, Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

For his 114th birthday, Montana's Walter Breuning—the world's oldest man—was visited by the governor, reporters, and representatives from the Masonic, Shrine and Scottish Rite groups. Holy shit, the Masons? This must be some kind of longevity conspiracy! [NYDN]

I'm just going to go ahead and assume that this video—of a potato peeling himself in some sort of self-sacrifice while other terrified vegetables look on and cry—comes from Japan. Because, honestly, where else would it come from?

VH1 will start airing Saturday Night Live reruns, all of Gossip Girl's hot spots, Will Forte will reprise his role on HIMYM, Charlie Kelly's best moments, Elisabeth Moss is a scientologist, Gwenyth Paltrow is heading to Gleee, Kanye West will be the musical guest on SNL (a show that he once rapped about hating) and check out the new poster for AMC's new show about zombies—The Walking Dead.

JetBlue has appropriated the iconic "I ♥ NY" logo in its new ad campaign, so the Times invited readers to create similar mash-ups. The entries so far have been pretty lame, though. And we know you can do better.

Steve Parr is the new CEO of Elle publisher Hachette Filipacchi, succeeding Alain Lemarchand.

[Whitney Port, of reality TV fame, in New York today. Image: Splash]

When Jon Stewart jokingly requested a sandwich during his interview with Oprah, his wish was granted by Oprah's "people." Then she surreptitiously took it away from him! Watch the video inside.

Maybe he was just listening to the translator, but it seemed for a moment that the Iranian President hesitated when Charlie Rose confirmed an invitation to come to Tehran. Watch the awkward moment after the jump!

KFC will pay college girls $500 to walk around campus wearing sweatpants that bear the "Double Down" logo on the ass. Girls who dine too frequently at KFC are presumably not the desired models. [via Adfreak]

Silly Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, having lost her re-election primary, is now running a write-in campaign. Her job is ensure that voters can spell "Murkowski" correctly. This is difficult — especially when her own ad misspells her name.

Brett Erlich breaks down Tom Cruise's most memorable movie moments on the Rotten Tomatoes Show...a job a nutless monkey certainly never could do. Walk down memory lane in this segment that highlights the many faces of a Hollywood hero.