TONIGHT: Tons! We've got the series premieres of Raising Hope, Running Wilde, and Detroit 1-8-7, the season premieres of Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and The Biggest Loser, the season finale of The Rachel Zoe Project, and much, much more!

8:00 PM

Melissa and Joey Joe dates a TV reporter who's doing a story on Mel. (ABC Family)
Dancing with the Stars The first results show of the season, with performances by Santana, Daughtry and India.Arie and an elimination. (ABC)
Glee Season 2 begins with more budget cuts looming and the glee kids reeling from their loss at Regionals. (FOX)
NCIS In the eighth-season opener, the Reynosa cartel tries to hurt Gibbs by going after those he loves, and Gibbs must take extreme steps to protect them from harm. (CBS)
The Biggest Loser In the Season 10 premiere, Bob and Jillian lead community-wide fitness challenges in seven cities as part of the season's "Pay It Forward" theme. During the tests, three contestants from each city compete to win a spot on the ranc (NBC)
One Tree Hill Brooke faces a growing number of legal problems. Elsewhere, Julian looks after Jamie while Haley and Nathan anxiously await updates concerning Quinn and Clay's gunshot wounds. (The CW)

9:00 PM

Raising Hope In the premiere of this comedy about a new addition to an extended dysfunctional family, 23-year-old Jimmy Chance (Lucas Neff) adjusts to life as a single father following a fling with a violent criminal (Bijou Phillips), but he has some difficulty convincing his parents to take in another mouth to feed. (FOX)
NCIS: Los Angeles In the second-season opener, an agent vanishes while on an assignment, and the team, along with new liaison Marty Deeks (Eric Christian Olsen), works with the LAPD in a case involving human trafficking in order to find the agent. (CBS)
Flipping Out The aftermath of one of Jeff's worst outbursts puts him in a reflective condition, forcing him to evaluate his life and what's most important to him. (Bravo)
19 Kids and Counting Ugh. The Duggars. Ugh. (TLC)
Life Unexpected Cate and Baze get a wake-up call about Lux's failing grades. (CW)

9:30 PM

Running Wilde The series premiere of a comedy about a wealthy playboy, Steve (Will Arnett), who tries to woo his childhood sweetheart, Emmy (Keri Russell), now a single mom and a devoted humanitarian. (FOX)

10:00 PM

NCIS: Los Angeles An agent is killed by a secret hit squad, and the team works quickly before another agent is murdered. (CBS)
The Rachel Zoe Project Season 3 closes with Rachel attending an annual New York fashion ball, for which she styles four A-list clients. Later, she fashions a shoot for a British magazine. Meanwhile, Rodger's escalating frustrations with Rachel reach the breaking point after a trip to a fertility clinic. (Bravo)
Parenthood Adam arranges for Sarah to take an internship at his company; Kristina babysits for Suze (Amanda Foreman) as she deals with her divorce; Julia makes a play date for Sydney; Jasmine and Crosby debate over where Jabbar should live. (NBC)
Sons of Anarchy Needing money for guns to keep the Mayans at bay, SAMCRO reaches out to Lyla (Winter Ave Zola) to help Lin with his "party" for clients. (FX)
Detroit 1-8-7 The drama about Detroit homicide detectives opens with the veteran Fitch (Michael Imperioli) and his new partner Washington(Jon Michael Hill) investigating a double homicide at a pharmacy. (ABC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Sigourney Weaver (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Eric Schmidt (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Band of Horses (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Kevin Nealon, Kaitlin Olson, Michael Franti & Spearhead (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Emily Rose, Matt Braunger, Sarah Colonna, Mo Mandel (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Ed Helms, Casey Affleck, Sheryl Crow (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Tina Fey, Colin Hanks, Merle Haggard (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Simon Baker, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Maroon 5 CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Patricia Heaton, Adam Brody, Sara Bareilles (CBS)