[Kids in the Philippines participate in a disaster drill meant to simulate a flood. Photo via AP]

Newsweek's Howard Fineman is joining the Internet's Huffington Post! He is very excited about becoming an Internet writer. But, clearly, there are a few things he needs to know about writing for an Internet blog, as opposed to a magazine.

Page six reports that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad brought his own personal chef to New York for this week's UN General Assembly. Apparently not a good chef: His meals "make the whole hotel stink like hell," according to a source.

Trichophagia is a compulsive need to consume hair. Unfortunately for those with this disorder, hair cannot be digested by humans and can result in bodily harm. On 1,000 Ways to Die, one woman learns this lesson the hard way.

We've known for a while that Bill Clinton went on a vegetarian diet to lose weight and battle his heart problems. But is the 42nd President of the US a vegan? That's what he told Wolf Blitzer tonight.

4chan has attacked Teaparty.org. The results are predictable.

Apparently, John McCain—who helped block a vote to repeal DADT today—doesn't like explaining himself. When The Advocate's Kerry Eleveld and Metro Weekly's Chris Geidner asked McCain questions about the policy this afternoon, he got quite testy. Video inside.

Jodie Foster told MORE magazine that Gibson's still a good friend. (They met filming 1994's "Maverick".) "When you love a friend, you don't abandon them when they're struggling." Also when you're starring in "The Beaver" with them. [Popeater]

Tonight, Stephen Colbert welcomed Google CEO Eric Schmidt to the the Report. While overall pleasant, things did get awkward when the topics of Google's data-mining, as well as Schmidt's "Want privacy? Change your name," remarks, were brought up. Watch inside.

A report released today found no evidence that FBI spying on left-leaning groups like PETA in the early 2000s was politically-motivated. But it did include this sad story of one hapless rookie FBI agent.

Yesterday, President Obama held a town hall meeting and was blindsided by an "exhausted" woman. Tonight, Jon Stewart revisited the unexpected smackdown. Then, Stewart gave one of his own when he pointed out all of Obama's failed promises. Video inside.

The long awaited return of Glee has arrived! Tonight was packed with Sueisms, a brand new lady(?) football coach, awesome songs, and a slushie to the face. Start warming up, gleeks, it's gonna be a hell of a season.

Guess what! SNL returns this week, with Amy Poehler as host and Katy Perry as the musical guest. Guess what else! Poehler and Andy Samberg starred in four just-released promos for the episode. They're funny! Watch all of them inside.

[Snooki, posing with a dog riding a miniature horse, outside of Letterman today (Pic Splash)]

The secret venture capital cabal Mike Arrington faced off against in San Francisco bar last night might be in serious trouble. But the conspiracy's hapless incompetence is actually rather comical.

Tonight's Factor brought us a one-two punch of horny goodness, courtesy Bill O'Reilly, who played clips of Bristol Palin's DWTS routine (watch here) and Katy Perry's boob-filled Sesame Street spot (here) for no apparent reason—besides horniness. Video inside.

Tom Papa talks about the uncomfortable truth of going running past a certain age and becoming a victim of schadenfreude.

Someone left a nasty comment on gay rights blogger Joe.My.God's popular site. It read: "All faggots must die." Joe posted the IP address and asked readers to trace it. Turns out it came from a Georgia Republican Senator's office.

Certain people are very curious who you're following and what you're seeking on Twitter, so they can grab your attention with unsolicited messages. These people, of course, are advertisers, and Twitter is helping them get all up in your account.

In Acting School with Will Arnett, the actor clues us in on the best tips to playing an arrogant ass (think Arrested Development's Gob.) He talks about riding a segway and how to pull off "the Mickey Rourke look-away" inside!