Since it's pilot season, E! unearthed this "vault" clip from 1992 featuring an optimistic Clooney blissfully unaware that his new series will only last 16 episodes. Bodies of Evidence is now so obscure that it lacks a wikipedia entry.

With her shiny blonde hair, perky heels and power suit ("A flair for journalism - and power pink!"), this new Barbie toy reminds us of the famous Fox News babes. Megyn Kelly perhaps? Does Barbie hate the Black Panthers too?

After several experiments involving hand grips and tilted chairs, scientists at Princeton discovered that people who identify with Democrats also favor their left-hand sides. Guess the political metaphor is apt. Luckily, leaning to either side can be corrected with V8.

Stephen will testify before Congress tomorrow on behalf of the United Farm Workers Association, but today he discussed his other D.C. initiative with poor George Stephanopoulos: his March to Keep Fear Alive. Colbert brought his "A" game to GMA.

Time has passed, but Joaquin is back in Dave's interview chair. The clean-shaven star tries to apologize and promote the film that used his last Letterman interview as its backbone, but Dave isn't one to forgive, not for free anyway.

Our local NBC affiliate was lucky to grab Madonna and Lourdes on the pink carpet at the reveal of their Material Girl clothing line. The two chatted about sharing clothes, favorite colors and the discrepancy between their shoe sizes.

The wacky textbook-rewriting rubes in Texas are at it again! This time, the patriotic defenders of patriotism are out to solve the biggest problem facing the teetering public education system in America: pro-Islamic bias.

Orange Man

It's a man dressed as a carrot, at least it's not carrot top!

ABC's the Whole Truth is a lawyer show that's largely flown under the radar and that's a shame because it's pretty good. Surprisingly good.

LiLo was "giggling" and downing Jack and Coke when she admitted to using drugs. Lady Gaga's meat dress gets made into jerky. Britney Spears buys a skateboard for her sons. Thursday gossip is totally saturated.

Welcome to the 2010 pilot season! Here, you'll find all of this season's pilots reviewed and scrutinized for your viewing pleasure. Read our reviews, watch clips, and join us in the discussion of Pilot Season's biggest winners (and losers.)

Recently she's been passing out from weakness due to not eating. This children's show star is a major party boy and this TV set is full of mean girls. That's right, people, high school never ends.

Bentley is recalling 820 of their world-class vehicles, fearing that their "winged B" hood ornaments don't retract, possibly further injuring a pedestrian in the event of a collision. Rich people: Stop plowing through crowds in your Bentleys yelling "Die peasants!!"

Is there any more news of shocking corruption today out of Bell, California, America's most corrupt town? But of course! Today: the police chief was even more corrupt than previously known. As was the city manager, a thief!

This week, former top contender Seth had multiple emotional breakdowns. Watch as Seth completely freaks when the challenge presents a disadvantage for him, and he reveals that his mother's health depends on his winning the show's monetary grand prize.

Ho hum, former Washington Post editor (and current WaPo exec) Leonard Downie gave a big speech in London last night condemning online aggregators as "parasites" and criticizing the blogosphere. Can I fly to London and re-enact 2005, too? Pretty please?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Blockbuster has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. $900 million in debt (and Netflix) will do that.