D.C. blogger Mike Stark is circulating a video where he accuses House Minority Leader John Boehner of sleeping with a lobbyist—whom he names. Armed with a flipcam, Stark filmed his ambush at today's Pledge to America press conference.

Ed Helms popped into the hot seat at Ellen today and the pair talked about who might be the best replacement for the head of Dunder Mifflin. We can't say that we disagree with Portia de Rossi being in charge!

From Animal House to The Bad News Bears, check the Rotten Tomatoes Show's picks for Hollywood's most endearing alcoholics. We're talking about movie characters, in case you're wondering why Lindsay Lohan didn't make the cut.

Jennifer Aniston made a guest appearance on the season premiere of ABC's Cougar Town last night. In this mostly lackluster episode, Aniston played Courtney Cox's incense-burning, hit-and-run perpetrating therapist.

A 50-year-old Army veteran who was arrested after an eight-hour standoff with federal agents was charged on Wednesday with threatening to kill President Obama. Officials said he planned to ignite a war between Muslims and Christians and "start an apocalypse."

Former President Bill Clinton (probably) stumbled on to the set of MSNBC's Morning Joe. In this clip, we get to see a new side of the usually eloquent man; a side that illiterate voters can finally understand.

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the devastatingly handsome twins who claim Facebook was their idea, lapse all too easily into self-caricature. Consider their outfits for a screening of The Social Network, which included, says an accompanying journalist, matching man purses.

Community will host a "twittersode" tonight, JJ Abrams' show gets a network, Stephen Colbert testifies in front of Congress, what the creator of Shit My Dad Says thinks about the TV show, and Katy Perry's boobs—censored!

Today we looked at the new, glorious Republican Pledge to America. It's a stirring document, full of hope and exceptionalism and misty-eyed vagueness. But what about the other side? Where is the Democrat pledge? One commenter gave us a copy.

Shocking new report: a record number of Muslims face workplace discrimination. Really? In America?

If you can't sing in foreign languages, your best bet...is to meow? And boy, can these boys meow. This is one of those videos you just HAVE to send to your parents.

Citing "several unforeseen professional responsibilities," Meghan McCain bowed out of a campus speaking engagement tonight... and is now tweeting up a storm about "my first real time off in months," partying with "my favorite crew of sinners" in Las Vegas.

The U.S. delegation to the United Nations summit walked out during Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech today, as they seem to do every year. Today's reason? Ahmadinejad started talking about 9/11 being an inside job. God, he's annoying. [Image: Getty]

What happens when you dub The Town over Star Wars? Jon Hamm is Darth Vader, Mos Isely as a town full of criminals on the wrong side of the tracks, and Luke Skywalker kidnapping Princess Leia before falling for her.

The Way We Live Now: spreading the wealth around. Around to the richest Americans. They pay most of the taxes, you know? It's only fair. Besides, with the work ethic Mexicans have, they'll be rich soon, too! Haha. Ha.

Scottsdale, Arizona's raunchiest porn scribe, Ben Quayle—spawn of America's greatest vice president—has resurfaced with his latest congressional campaign ad. Get your paper and pencil ready now, because young Master Quayle has some important numbers to share.

It's so cute when action stars, who were popular a decade ago, make a multi-cultural-themed album that sounds like it should have come out when they were last relevant, but was in fact released mid-2005.

Walter Breuning has lived through three centuries, so he's seen the invention of the car, television, and the personal computer. If you want to live as long as him, keep your mind busy and get your education.

Unbe-weave-able as every cycle of America's Next Top Model's makeover episode is, this season's really took the cake. Why? Four words: hair today, gone... today. Here is all of last night's hair-raising drama presented in three parts.

For the second day running, Facebook's servers stopped responding. What gives? Facebook says they're working on it, again, but does not describe the actual problem. We'd like to blame the endless, deafening Facebook movie chatter, somehow. Update: Back, partly.