[Alyssa Milano on the set of the Lifetime Movie 'Sundays' in Toronto. Photo via Splash News]

This new work-centric culture shock comedy is the latest show NBC thought could handle a spot on their coveted Thursday night. Surprisingly, the virtually unknown cast and show were a delightful finale to a night full of familiar comedy.

ABC's new hour-long ensemble drama is about a group of high school friends being followed around by a documentary crew. The show is absolutely terrible, in almost every aspect. Terrible in a way that has to be carefully taken dissected.

Rejoice, fellow comedy lovers! Tonight, 30 Rock returned with its fifth season premiere. Summer was remembered, the future was considered, and Hillary Clinton was dissed by Jack Donaghy. Video of that scene—plus a special Ina Garten shout-out—is inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart aired a segment about the "Pledge to America" announcement that Republican lawmakers made today, during which they supposedly unveiled new ideas they had for America. By cutting that footage with archived video, however, Stewart called their bluff.

Warm up your catch-phrases, guys: A new Bill and Ted may be unleashed in the near future. Both Alex Winter ("Bill") and Keanu Reeves ("Ted") have expressed interest in a third film, and a script is in development!

Tonight's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia saw our heroes dealing with the fallout from last episode's marriage craze. Of particular note were the heartbreaking fights between newlyweds Frank and Charlie. Poor guys, they could've made it work.

41-year-old Teresa Lewis died tonight by lethal injection in Virginia. She offered sex and money to two men in exchange for killing her husband and stepson, though her defense attorney claimed she was borderline mentally-disabled.

The nerds of The Big Bang Theory returned to our televisions tonight! It's been several long months since we last saw them. Did anything major happen during the hiatus?

The new documentary Catfish, which follows a New York 20-something's strange relationship with online strangers, might seem to be about the cloak of anonymity provided by the Internet. It's not. It's about the new impossibility of being anonymous online.

What, you thought it was easy being an actor? Dammit Janet, grow up already! Chris Gethard explains what the road to TV stardom is really paved with...and it ain't gold, folks. (It's Cheerios. Yes. The ones you eat.)

We were very let down that last week's episode of Jersey Shore was a repeat. Absence didn't make our hearts grow fonder, it just made us miserable. Since misery loves company, lets wallow together in this live blog!

Nicaraguan diplomat Cesar Mercado was found dead today in his Bronx apartment. His throat was cut and the knife was lying next to him. Mercado's driver found him when he went to bring him to the UN's General Assembly.

Happy first day of autumn! Why not celebrate the new season by fixing yourself a nice hot toddy, cozying up to a warm television screen, and live-blogging tonight's episode of Project Runway with us?

For days, Gmail has been displaying scary red banners above certain users' inboxes, warning "Your account was recently accessed from China." So, now you at least know if Chinese hackers are spying on your Gmail.

Check out this video of comedian Kristen Schaal and her co-author/boyfriend Rich Blomquist as they go searching for used sex toys in a Pawn Shop. Gross? Perhaps, but how else can you find a Colonial dildo from 1776?

[Bill Clinton teases Web impresario Arianna Huffington at the final day of the Clinton Global Initiative. She gave a speech about ending poverty by not paying writers for content or something. Image via Getty]

It's a relief to know that some celebrities don't want to spam us on Twitter. First, Tina Fey gives tweeting about sandwiches a thumbs down. Watch Jim Parsons explain to Craig Ferguson that his tweets just wouldn't be that interesting.

The Gulf of Mexico's latest plague is a "sea-snot blizzard," a "huge, slimy event" covering the ocean floor in suffocating layers of goo that could cause a "deadly void." Apparently phytoplankton create huge amounts of snot when stressed. [NatGeo, image]

Did you know you can send contributions to the Treasury Department to reduce the National Debt? Last year, citizens sent $3.1 million. The Times says it would take "millions of years" to retire the debt this way. Get to it!