We were highly amused by the controversy surrounding Katy Perry's busty guest performance on Sesame Street. (Her duet with Elmo was was cut because of her revealing dress.) But Elmo says he'd love to have Katy back on the show.

In your finally Friday media column: CEO tells reporters to give his kid some gigs, Jon Klein got shot, the third media exec of the day falls, and Joe Halderman will skip the Emmys.

NFL Quarterbacks have to be accurate with their passes, but this is incredible: Sports Science tests Drew Bree's accuracy throwing a football verses an Olympic archer's ability with a bow and arrow. See how Drew does, in the video.

Are you a procrastinator? Good! (Our site is great for procrastination, by the way.) Here's a meta way to procrastinate today: watch this stop-motion short about the topic, which shows a man doing anything and everything—except his work.

In the world of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, the men are praised for sleeping around but the women are demonized for it. The creature known as Trash Bags feels this sting the worst.

Actor Shelley Malil was found guilty this week of attempted murder for stabbing his ex-girlfriend 20 times. He didn't help himself in court by re-enacting how he stabbed her for the judge and jury, knife in hand.

The Democrats have found themselves a fresh new cliff to drive over, everyone! Yesterday the party leadership decided not to vote on extending middle-class Bush tax cuts before election day. That just would've mobilized their supporters too much, you see?

Fringe has just reached season 3, and for a show designed not to require linear viewing, there is much to take in. The season premiere takes us to a parallel world where Eric Stoltz starred in Back to the Future.

Check out this footage of sea otters and seals yawning, stretching, and napping. Sure to brighten your day—or at least make you envious of the free time these cuddly guys have in which to nap.

New York is set to issue new guidelines on how restaurants pay their workers. New recommendations: $5 per hour wages, mandatory tip pooling. Our hardworking servers deserve more! Some suggested justice-based restaurant worker laws, below. Add your own!

Brooklyn's new baby baboons have been named: Azizi and Jabari (Egyptian for "brave" and "precious") are the newest residents of the Prospect Park Zoo. Expect those names to start showing up on Park Slope strollers any day now. (Previously)

The Fox & Friends clan updates the nation on flooding rain that's been a nuisance in Minnesota and Wisconsin the past two days. Legitimate news, indeed. The quip against New York City gay men that follows? Where'd that come from?

Did you remember to watch the Justin Bieber-filled premiere of CSI last night? No? Well, you're in luck, because a video featuring every onscreen moment—yes, every cringe-worthy, awkward one of them—of Bieber's appearance is inside this here post!

Yes, it's hilarious, but what exactly is A Bajillion Hits? It's only the ultimate guide to social media, bro! Inside, listen to Alex Blagg talk about his branding strategies and his new site that launched only a week ago.

Lindsay Lohan clearly thought she was getting off easy today, but after admitting to failing a drug test—thereby breaking her probation—the troubled starlet has been ordered to go back to jail. Update: The decision has been reversed.

Daily Profile: Mort Zuckerman

Remember that time Attack of the Show! guest host Jessica Chobot got a little too excited about ejaculation on live television? Miraculously, she was invited back, and she did not disappoint. It's Thursday's Teleprompter Bloopers: Part 2!

You may already be aware of the practice of "card skimming," wherein thieves use hidden cameras and magnetic strip-readers to steal ATM customers' PIN number and card information. Here's a fascinating video taken from one of those hidden cameras.

Jeff Zucker and Jon Klein: gone. Who's next? David Westin, re-resigning in sympathy? You guess!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino banked 5 million last year, but he's worked hard for it. On Lopez Tonight, he divulges on his experience on Dancing With the Stars and also shares an (un)surprising David Hasselhoff story.