The Way We Live Now: winning big! One of us, at least. For the vast majority it's bad timing and scoffing and worrying and generally just behaving like life is unbearable. But for one lucky gambler: foolish bets pay!

TONIGHT: A pretty packed Friday! We've got the series premieres of Fish Hooks, Outlaw, and Blue Bloods, the season premieres of Smallville, Supernatural, CSI: New York, and Medium, a new episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, and much more!

Fox News' Megyn Kelly and her guest, infamous rage-clown Rep. Steve King, cannot fathom why Democrats would invite comedian Stephen Colbert to a taxpayer-funded hearing today. And according to King, Colbert "staged" his recent workday with migrant laborers.

"WOAH everyone all at once got an automated message apologizing for the false alert of a shooter at the 3rd Ave Conde Nast offices," tweeted one freelancer just minutes ago. Woops? The (very) alarming company email chain is below.

Today at Gawker.TV, Amy Poehler and Rashia Jones perform a duet, Jon Hamm talks Angry Birds, Community returns with Betty White and urine, more Sally Draper, and Wendy Williams gets choked up while talking about Kevin Federline's hoarding problem.

Congratulations to MicMutt for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Ever find yourself on Twitter or Facebook and think to yourself, "I wish I was reading Gawker right now"? No need to click away, because you can find us on Facebook and Twitter. We'll even come to your inbox.

In addition to discussing the difficulties of three-way kissing, Kristen Bell talked to Chelsea Handler about being a Jersey Shore superfan, as well as receiving strange, possibly drunk, texts from Cher. You can drunk text us anytime, Cher!

Stephen Colbert's "March to Keep Fear Alive" is trailing Jon Stewart's "Rally to Restore Sanity" in Facebook RSVPs. Stewart also got Oprah's endorsement! Last night, Colbert learned of Rick Sanchez's endorsement of him and was... less than thrilled. Watch inside.

Aretha Franklin is amazing—haven't you heard? Case in point: here's a mashup of Franklin's recent appearance on PBS for a fundraiser, put together by fourfour's Rich Juzwiak. Inside, talk of cheesesteaks, Franklin's grandmother, Patti LaBelle, PBS, and more!

Prescription danger! Nobel cheater! Cat in tree! Communication screwups! Bad science learning! Slob doctors! And coreshine won't get you more shine! It's your Friday Science Watch, where we watch science—in a hat, on a mat!

A network sitcom is born from a popular Twitter feed, and gains hype from its controversial title. William Shatner signs on and we expect a train wreck, but from the start it aims to please rather than shock.

On the Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson requested advice from guest Jon Hamm on Angry Birds. Here, Hamm explains the game's logical storyline while Ferguson reenacts some of the key elements using puppets. Finally, it all makes sense!

The Wall Street Journal has discovered a weirdo... riding the New York subway! Except this weirdo is weird in a different way. He's not a weird poor person begging for change. He just wants to make friends!

Because he was traveling last night, your regular Project Runway recapper (that's me) didn't get a chance to watch last night's episode. That means this week's recap of the sewing competition will be recapped by you. Yes, you!

[Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter walk in step on the set of Vamps, their new movie about the love lives of two quirky female vampires. Krysten Ritter was born to play a vampire, no? Image via WENN]

Over the course of last season, Community grew to become one of the favorites of NBC's Thursday night comedy lineup. A lot changes happened over the summer. So, how did our favorite college students kick off the new school year?

Barack Obama's promiscuous ex-budget director Peter Orszag is marrying ABC reporter Bianna Golodryga this weekend! But three senior White House advisors have turned down their invitations, perhaps because they're bitter about a "controversial" (misinterpreted) op-ed he recently penned. Poor babies.

The latest star in the rap game is none other than P-Nut, a 7-year-old prodigy from Memphis. He hasn't hit double digits, but P-Nut's got a video about a girl he likes, called "You Might Be The One." Watch inside.

In this clip, Wendy Williams breaks down into tears about Kevin Federline's alleged hoarding problem. She offers to pay to have his house cleaned and suggests he purchase a shredder—all as she cries. Watch the insane video inside!