Exploring classic comedy can often feel more like anthropology than entertainment, and today, names like Lenny Bruce are met with vague reverence instead of knowing laughs. Still, some comedy from decades past is as funny now as it ever was.

Ever since Julian Assange, the enigmatic founder of secret-sharing wbesite Wikileaks, was accused of rape, rumors have swirled of a revolt among Wikileaks organizers. These rumors are justified now, with news that Wikileaks spokesman Daniel Schmitt has quit.

Twitter god Ashton Kutcher might not be as influential online as you think, according to a new study by scientists from Northwestern University. Wait, we need scientists to tell us that Ashton Kutcher is a moron? Thanks, science!

Lindsay Lohan: Free again. How much does it cost to have the Situation hang out with you? Oksana and Mel exchange dueling extortion claims. But, seriously, guys. Lindsay Lohan's out of jail! Saturday Gossip Roundup can't believe it either.

The modern stone age family has hit a great many more animation and television milestones than any Neanderthal could possibly count. In honor of their 50th year on the air, we submit to you their greatest and most memorable moments.

The only released prisoner of three Americans detained in Iran since last year, Sarah Shourd, met with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad yesterday in New York "in order to clear up any misunderstanding that led to our detention."

[Jesse Eisenberg (Mark Zuckerberg), Andrew Garfield (Eduardo Saverin) and Justin Timberlake (Sean Parker) at the after party for the New York Film Festival premiere of The Social Network at The Harvard Club last night. Photo via Getty Images.]

A 29-year-old Brazilian man named Edeilson Nascimento was stabbed in the head after a bar fight in 2007. After suffering severe headaches, he asked for a risky surgery to have the blade removed. That was earlier this week.

A Pakistan-bound passenger jet made an emergency landing in Sweden today due to a bomb threat.

Pablo Francisco shares his experience of seeing a death metal band while on a date. This particular band's vocalist was especially influenced by Cookie Monster and Chewbacca.

[Michelle Obama welcomed 32 women—including the famously flamboyant first lady of Cameroon, Chantal Biya—to Blue Hill at Stone Barns in Westchester county, NY, today for the United Nations General Assembly spousal luncheon. Another picture below.]

Broken Badges is a failed TV show, but that's about all one can glean from its intro. The short-lived show's characters include a compulsively violent ventriloquist, and apparently the cop's daily activities include inspecting hosiery and crashing airport baggage claims.

Today we looked at the case of Mitchell Heisman, the guy who shot himself in Harvard Yard and left a 1,900-page online suicide note. One commenter sees the signs of a common problem among aspiring writers.

Michaele and Moneybags Salahi are smiling like it's their job today, showing America: it matters not how low you go—only how good you look doing it. Michaele knocks out several rumors with one justification... Multiple Sclerosis. Watch inside.

It's easy to interpret Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's $100 million donation to Newark schools—officially announced the exact day The Social Network opens the New York Film Festival—as a PR move to counter the film's negative portrayal of him.

Here's a Friday afternoon snack: just-unearthed footage of Christine O'Donnell from a 2003 Scarborough Country panel discussion, during which O'Donnell claimed to have "remain[ed] chaste" and also said it was possible to stop all of America from having sex.

California Rep. Loretta Sanchez's been caught playin' the ol' Race Card in an interview. She warns that "the Vietnamese and the Republicans" are coming for her. (Her opponent is Vietnamese-born). Scary! Maybe we should consider bombing this "Vietnam"?

Meet Chloe Victoria. She's a 19-year-old prostitute who has been arrested 140 times. She has a two-year-old daughter and is a star of British reality show The X Factor. Her stated goals: "Get famous" and "$$$$$$$$$."

On The Doctors, Real Housewife/author Bethenny Frankel presented a self-shot video about her experience flying cross-country with her new baby. Watch her drink Champagne in first class, her husband tie her shoes, and her accompanying support team in the background.

Collect all four Lindsay Lohan mugshots, and get 10 percent off your next dimebag of cocaine! At top left, Lohan's newest booking photo, taken after she was sent back to jail today for failing a drug test.