It was looking like News Corp. might lose Wall Street Journal stars Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher, who host a lucrative conference for the company. But the pair are staying and swimming in money. Credit a well-timed overture from AOL.

The Supreme Court decided today that it will consider if dearly departed model and reality star Anna Nicole Smith should get part of her oil tycoon husband's billion-dollar estate. The funny thing about this case is everyone involved is dead.

A contestant on Jeopardy dropped the F bomb when he got a wrong question to a $400 dollar question about Star Wars. Can't say we blame him. That was a really easy question and he missed it on national television.

The warmongering Germans will pay off the final $84 million in reparations from World War I this weekend. Hooray! These losers have been whining and starting Holocausts over these debts for 91 years. Complain to Kaiser Wilhelm, not us.

[At the Tokyo premiere of Knight and Day, Japanese toddlers make their opinion of Tom Cruise known. Image via Splash, screaming babies first noted by DListed. Click to enlarge.]

Just call it "Beverly Hills, 9021-Obama Is A Socialist." Last weekend, famous crooner and national spokesman for the 60 Plus Association Pat Boone launched a "Beverly Hills Tea Party."

Holy moly is this amazing: check out The Cube, a new, state-of-the-art car park in Birmingham, UK, that takes any possible human error out of the equation to ensure that your vehicle gets placed—and retrieved—with ease. Video inside.

After watching a pretty weak episode of How I Met Your Mother last night, many found themselves finally asking if the show had jumped the shark. What about that mysterious wedding that was set up during last week's episode?

He mediates our most intimate relationships. His story will soon dominate movie theaters. And his attitude toward privacy can be downright terrifying. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is the ultimate in spooky this Halloween — hence this free cut-out mask.

In your Tuesday edition of, "Really, Megyn Kelly? Really?" we have this: Kelly—and half of her panel—thinks that CBS exploited tween sensation Justin Bieber (who guest starred on the CSI premiere) to promote an anti-Tea Party agenda. Buh?

The University of Texas shooter's been identified as 19 year-old sophomore math major Colton Tooley.

CBS picks up another twitter-based show, Rob Riggle heads to Chuck, big ratings for Dexter, the Bored to Death hipster quotient, cheaters on Project Runway, Obama's number one fan, and more!

According to new Census Bureau data, rent in the San Jose area is the most expensive in the country followed by the San Francisco, D.C., San Diego, and L.A. areas. That means New Yorkers must officially stop bitching about rent.

Adding fire to the drama surrounding Katy Perry's boobs being banned from Sesame Street, Jay Leno pointed out that Miss Piggy often dressed-to-kill on The Muppet Show. Watch the clip after the jump.

White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is the actual most terrifying human in America, but the people renting his Chicago home don't give a shit: They're refusing to move out early for his return. When will Emanuel stab them?

The Way We Live Now: spelunking the cavernous divide between rich and poor. It's so spacious in there! There's room for everybody! Between Carl Icahn and female CEOs and the poors...trickle down, trickle down, trickle down, evermore!

TONIGHT: Tons! We've got the series premiere of No Ordinary Family, the season premiere of The Good Wife, new episodes of Raising Hope, Running Wilde, Detroit 1-8-7, Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and The Biggest Loser, plus much, much more!

The internet is full of many fantastic, amazing things—this is not one of them. Inside, the Family Matters theme song gets a sad and pathetic remake as Sick Animation's Marc M. sings over his acoustic guitar.

Spotted at a Phoenix airport: A t-shirt that reads, "CAUTION STAY 100 METERS AWAY OR YOU WILL BE SHOT," in English and in Arabic. (At least, that's what the tipster thinks it says in Arabic.) A close-up is below. Updated.

Lindsay Lohan has checked back into rehab. Maybe the 43rd time will be the charm?