TONIGHT: Tons! We've got the series premiere of No Ordinary Family, the season premiere of The Good Wife, new episodes of Raising Hope, Running Wilde, Detroit 1-8-7, Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and The Biggest Loser, plus much, much more!

8:00 PM

Melissa and Joey Mel needs to learn how to dance—-quickly—-after accepting an invitation to dance with "Dancing With the Stars" pro Mark Ballas at a local charity function. (ABC Family)
No Ordinary Family In the premiere of this sci-fi drama about a family that develops superpowers after a plane crash in the Amazon, patriarch Jim (Michael Chiklis) discovers he has immense strength, and his wife, Stephanie (Julie Benz), is blessed with amazing speed. (ABC)
Glee The long-awaited Britney Spears episode! (FOX)
NCIS The team searches for a kidnapped girl, whose grandfather complicates the investigation. (CBS)
The Biggest Loser Two players who didn't make the cut during the season opener are picked by Bob and Jillian to join the game. (NBC)
One Tree Hill Brooke and Julian spend the day babysitting Jamie. Meanwhile, Nathan makes a big choice about his career; and Victoria and Millicent join forces to cook up a scheme. (CW)

9:00 PM

Dancing with the Stars The second-round results show. (ABC)
Raising Hope Jimmy needs a babysitter when he goes back to work, so he turns to Sabrina's cousin (Kate Micucci) for help; Burt tries to persuade Virginia to stop smoking. (FOX)
NCIS: Los Angeles Derek and Kensi partner on a mission to find three marines who disappeared after their Humvee was ambushed in the desert. (CBS)
Flipping Out Sarah's continuing work miscues result in surging tensions with Jeff, and in time Sarah makes a game-changing decision. (Bravo)
19 Kids and Counting Ugh. The Duggars. Ugh. (TLC)
Life Unexpected Lux considers buying answers to a test she needs to pass. Meanwhile, Cate unknowingly eats banana bread that contains marijuana; and Ryan and Cate disagree over who swiped money from Cate's wallet. (CW)

9:30 PM

Running Wilde Emmy's fiancé (David Cross) shows up at Steve's estate and ruins Steve's plans to take Emmy and Puddle on a vacation. (FOX)

10:00 PM

The Good Wife The second season begins with Alicia being forced to make a choice between staying with Peter and supporting his political campaign or leaving him to pursue a relationship with Will. (CBS)
Teen Mom Gary incites Amber's anger when he threatens to take Leah away; Catelynn and Tyler learn they won't graduate on time; Maci attempts to set up visitation arrangements with Ryan; and Farrah has an emotional reunion. (MTV)
Parenthood Sarah's coworker (Kevin Alejandro) offers advice on Amber, who's been spending a lot of time with a new friend. Elsewhere, Julia wants another baby, and Adam works on his relationship with Max. (NBC)
Sons of Anarchy Jax and Clay head for Canada, thinking that Abel's there. They want Gemma to head north and out of harm's way as well, but she has unfinished business with her dad. (FX)
Detroit 1-8-7 Stone is paired with Sanchez on the investigation into the murder of a promising football player, which doesn't sit well with Fitch; Longford and Mahajan look into the disappearance of a groom during a wedding reception on a party boat. (ABC)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show: Arianna Huffington (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Ross Douthat (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Dane Cook, the latest "Dancing with the Stars" castoff, Maroon 5 (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Jim Belushi, Minka Kell (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Taye Diggs, Jo Koy, Dov Davidoff, Natasha Leggero (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Patrick Dempsey, Mindy Kaling, Train (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Christopher Meloni, Joanna Garcia, Teenage Fanclub (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Jon Stewart, N.E.R.D. (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: David Boreanaz, Melissa McCarthy (CBS)