Ah, yes. The highly publicized Britney Spears episode. Much like Britney, herself, the episode was hot with lots of sexy dancing, but at the core was shallow and did little more than show Heather Morris' talent, beyond the one liners.

According to an analysis of census data, young Americans are marrying later and less frequently than ever. Not surprising, but some experts say this is in part due to our crappy economy. Young people are too poor to get hitched.

Tonight, Arianna Huffington visited The Daily Show and dropped a bomb on Jon Stewart when she pledged an unlimited amount of HuffPo buses to his "Rally to Restore Sanity" for New Yorkers who need to hitch a ride. Video inside.

Love Justin Bieber, but hate how the only way you can show your love is through tweeting about him incessantly? Soon you will be able to buy Justin Bieber dolls! And Justin Bieber bedding! Just in time for Christmas.

Forgive us this moment of nerdery, but we are pretty excited about news that the entire Star Wars series will be re-released in 3D, starting in 2012. The bad news: They're staring with The Phantom Menace [THR via NYMag]

Last night, we asked whether or not the Dancing with the Stars audience booed for Sarah Palin (watch here). Today, we heard that the show would issue a clarification. Well, we just got it—clarification-providing raw footage, inside!

Former scientist Tim Lee compares scientific reactions and theories to real life situations, including the comparison of nuclear fission to a bar full of Raiders fans.

Earlier this month, pranksters from 4chan's /b/ board launched an attack on anti-pirating forces like the Motion Picture Association of America. One side-effect: a list of over 5,000 alleged Internet porn pirates was leaked on the Internet.

Gawker got an unexpected shoutout on Jeopardy! this evening. In an attempt at relevance, one of the categories on the show was "Blogs & Bloggers." And Gawker was an answer! (Question? Whatever.) Check it out below.

57-year-old Ernest Pullen of Bonne, Terre Mo. won $1 million on a scratch ticket back in June. This month, he won $2 million on another ticket. Pullen told the AP he considers himself a "lucky guy."

Isn't this neat! On tonight's episode of Jeopardy—during the "Double Jeopardy!" round—there was a category called, "Blogs & Bloggers." You know where this is going, right? When the $1,600 answer came up... well, just watch and see.

It's time to consult our friends who have the Seinfeld box set—Daniel Dae Kim revealed on last night's Late Show that one of his first gigs was next to Jerry Seinfeld. Worth watching for his Seinfeld impression alone!

[There's a tropical storm approaching Florida (above), a heat wave broiling L.A., and a tornado warning in effect for parts of the Northeast. Someone call Al Gore, because the weather apocalypse is happening right now. More pics inside. Image: Getty]

The cliché line of bad dialogue in the video is probably the most-repeated in Star Wars, if we're not counting "May the Force be with you." It's a good thing space-operas aren't dependent upon great dialogue for success!

A New York City traffic agent was savagely beaten in the Bronx this morning while trying to give a double-parked car a ticket. He's now in the hospital with a fractured skull.

On today's Glenn Beck Variety Hour, Beck explains that Barack Obama associating with socialists is the same as your children associating with drug addicts. Drug addicts? Doesn't he know children today only hang out with Anti-Free Market Marxists?

Don't worry, there aren't any boobs to see here! Just a simple video of Jason Bateman acting adorably and getting Elmo really excited about the alphabet. ...Does this make you miss the possibility of seeing Katy Perry's rack?

TV trivia buffs take note: Fox's Lone Star is the first casualty of the fall television season.

Our favorite Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel shrilly carries on about "government-issued tampons" and swiping sugar packets and water bottles to prove her penchant for frugality on the Nate Berkus Show. It kind of sounds like she's heading toward kleptomania...

On today's Ellen, guest John Stamos talks about his bad hair cut in Full House, saying it looked like a "dead crow" on his head. He also talks about his initial dislike for the infant Olsen twins.