Young lovelorn folks out there, listen here. This video will show you expressing yourself from time to time in more than 140 characters can be beneficial to the relationships in your life. Or just spend more time on Facebook. Whatever.

There's a tradition among journalists of doing everything possible to discourage aspiring journalists from entering the field. One paper took it a step further with this ad for a reporter that only focuses on the worst parts of the job.

Colorado police are conducting a new round of interviews in the JonBenet Ramsey murder case.

[Tom Cruise films Mission: Impossible IV in Prague. (Pic by Splash News)]

Facebook's revenue has grown astronomically in the last couple years. This is largely attributable to the business savvy of its superstar chief operating officer, ex-Googler Sheryl Sandberg. But don't expect her to give a shit about user privacy.

So we finally read the long New York Times Magazine profile of babbling television person Glenn Beck. At this point, it's hard to remember what crazy shit about the guy we already knew. Here's a quick look at it.

Now that its October we thought I'd suggest a movie to get you in the Halloween mood. Dr. Phibes Rises Again is the sequel to The Abominable Dr. Phibes starring Vincent Price.

Homophobic pastor Eddie Long told his church today that he won't "be pulled into a street fight" over gay sex allegations.

Connecticut GOP Senate candidiate Linda McMahon takes heat for her time as CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, but she says her skills will help her in office. For example, WWE once partnered with Girls Gone Wild for a pay-per-view boobfest.

Apparently Sinbad's stand up performance of "Afros & Bellbottoms," has some very valuable content, because his tapes cost a significant amount of money. At least the 2-pack is a bargain!

We're still waiting for ex-CNN anchor Rick Sanchez to issue a statement about his recent firing. But Jon Stewart spoke on the issue last night. Did he issue a five-page statement poignantly denouncing prejudice, or make a joke?

The State Department has issued an alert urging Americans in Europe to be "vigilant about possible terrorist attacks" planned by Al Qaeda. It's hard because in America you at least know everyone who speaks a foreign language is a terrorist.

Everyone wants to know... who had the bigger rally in DC, Glenn Beck or the socialists? The AP and The Washington Post both say Beck drew a bigger crowd to his "Restoring Honor" rally in August. Liberals lose again.

Jenny McCarthy has a new boyfriend! David Beckham gets sued. Britney Spears gets neck tattoos. Dog the Bounty hunter goes to the ER. And a mysterious woman tries to make out with Josh Duhamel. Sunday Gossip Roundup: Experience it it.

Completely unaware of his error—and what he's actually saying—this two-year-old boy continually curses at his mother, yet as innocently as possible. Truck, f*ck, what's the difference? Wait, there's a big difference. Video inside.

New York Governor David Paterson is leaving office soon, and he's already apologizing for screwing people over. But it wasn't all his fault, because "It's really hard to think of what you want to do when you are still working."

Veteran CBS Radio reporter Howard Arenstein and his wife, Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reporter Orly Azoulay, were arrested yesterday at their home in DC for growing 11 marijuana plants. Selling drugs is better than working in media these days, apparently.

Tonight, in a stark white room, dressed in red and flanked by gold jewelry—and two dozen ballerinas—Kanye West gave two of the most memorable performances in SNL's last few years (at least) with "Power" and "Runaway." Watch inside.

A young Steve Martin brings us back to 1979, middle school and our inner dirty minds in his routine all about sex. Swearing, misogyny and terrible (amazing) puns included.

So here's a video instructing gullible little ones to avoid talking to strangers. The message is clear: free candy does not outweigh the fact that strangers are all clearly deviant scumbags. Plus the tune's quite catchy!