"Don't Talk To Strangers" Teaches Children The Finer Points Of Stranger Avoidance
So here's a video instructing gullible little ones to avoid talking to strangers. The message is clear: free candy does not outweigh the fact that strangers are all clearly deviant scumbags. Plus the tune's quite catchy!
I don't know about you, but this song kind of makes me want to do the Monster Mash, no?
