Rick Sanchez finally found a winning formula for attracting viewers: Go on an anti-semitic rant! Rick's List was the most-watched program on CNN Thursday. Too bad Sanchez has been fired for his anti-semitic rant. Update:

[Pink flips off the camera while riding a bike in Santa Monica (pic by Pacific Coast news)]

Last week, the whole world freaked out over Stuxnet, the super-sophisticated computer worm possibly cooked up as an act of cyberwar against Iran. Now, security researchers are finding clues embedded in Stuxnet's codes that point to... something?

In this clip from British TV series Walk on the Wild Side, a prairie dog thinks he spots his friend Alan, and a chorus of sharks sing the theme from Jaws. Priceless animal hilarity after the jump.

Police in New Haven, Connecticut have launched a program called "Operation Nightlife" in order to crack down on violence at nightclubs. Armed with assault rifles, last night they raided a Yale party and tasered a student for being "uncooperative."

Everyone should see Let the Right One In, the 2008 Swedish horror flick about a child vampire. But if you are illiterate and can't read subtitles, it looks like the American remake, Let Me In isn't half bad.

The commie food police in San Francisco have officially crossed the line: A proposed city ordinance would ban toys from McDonald's Happy Meals until the chain adds fruit and vegetables to their kids' menu, and lowers calorie counts. Hippie extortionists.

One of the best parts of any weekend is tuning in to listen to Ira Glass' sultry voice on "This American Life." Here, Lisa Simpson puts on her favorite radio show - today's theme: Condiments, in 5 acts.

The Nobel Prize in Literature will be announced October 7 in Sweden. We've got your betting odds right here, fresh from international oddsmakers Ladbrokes. Now you can totally dominate your office Nobel Prize in Literature pool. (You have one, right?)

The organizers of today's One Nation Working Together rally in DC really blew it by adding angry MSNBC buffoon Ed Schultz as a speaker. They introduce him as "one of the most courageous voices in America today." Ugh.

ABC's My Generation has been cancelled after just two episodes. It's the second cancellation after Fox's Lone Star.

Have you ever wanted to haul ass down the West Side Highway after a long night of awesome Meatpacking clubbing? Good news! The nearby NYPD Highway Patrol unit is being moved to the Bronx to save money. Party time. [NYP]

Watch this hilarious sketch involving a friend arriving home for some quality "Wii time", only to be thwarted by his roommate's admission that he just discovered masturbating at the ripe age of 28. Video inside.

Facebook certainly is sending mixed signals about The Social Network! On the one hand, its official position is that the movie is boob-and-coke-filled "fiction". On the other, Facebook took their Palo Alto employees to see the film last night.

[The 2010 European Beard and Moustache Championships took place today in Leogang, Austria. Take that, Brooklyn. Image via AP]

Here we were thinking conservative screamy dude Andrew Breitbart was a reality-distorting robot incapable of feeling shame. But his protege James O'Keefe's creepy plan to trap a "hot blonde" CNN reporter on his love boat was too much for Breitbart.

Iraq now owns the world record for time taken to form a government.

17 year-old Staten Island resident Jesse Shipley died in a car crash in 2005. His parents didn't realize that his brain had been removed during autopsy for tests. They found out in the worst way imaginable.

A woman named Maureen Tucker last April attended a Tea Party rally in Georgia, because she's "furious about the way we're being led towards socialism." Is it Maureen "Moe" Tucker, former drummer for The Velvet Underground? Here's the video.

Shia LaBeouf: feuding with Frankie Muniz. The Kardashians are moving to New York. Miley Cyrus wore short shorts to a 21+ club. Britney spears is sued by another maid. Saturday Gossip Roundup is having a flashback.