Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Trying to shed these last 10 pounds. Should I start counting calories, or just hit an old gypsy woman with my car? #thestephenkingdietThu Oct 14 04:37:21 via ÜberTwitter

Joel McHale
joelmchale


And who says there are no shortcuts to good health?

@HallieHaglund received a package yesterday. Probably evil zombifying robo-pills to be dropped in America's water supply. Or new shoes.Thu Oct 14 15:35:23 via web

Elliott Kalan
ElliottKalan


Way to tweet your devious agenda to the world.

I'm n da apple store, I almost got away wit dat new iphone just kidding go c randy and david they got u http://plixi.com/p/50602511Thu Oct 14 16:52:22 via ÜberTwitter

THE_REAL_SHAQ
THE_REAL_SHAQ


Random pic of Shaq getting patted down at the store—the new Wynona?

Rapper T.I. talks a suicidal man down from the roof, while actor Tip Harris stands by and does NOTHING.Thu Oct 14 16:28:24 via web

Alex Baze
bazecraze


Just not giving a shit—is that a crime?

RT @ElliottKalan: "Would you mind slicing that puppy open so I can vomit into it?"Thu Oct 14 19:59:20 via web

Hallie Haglund
HallieHaglund


Discovering your dark side through tweet bickering ...and libel.