Today we looked at a very salient political media rant that oddly enough happened on morning television. His attention caught by all the noise, God descended into the comments to weigh in.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Someone should write a novel about this past week in the life of rapper T.I. Just two days ago, he was celebrated for talking a suicidal man off a roof. Today, he was sent back to prison for 11 months.

Alexander Gould (Shane Botwin from Weeds) was totally adorable on Wendy Williams today. He talks about being a child star on Weeds and not understanding most of the plot or even seeing the show until last year.

It's all deep end! Mac and Charlie have a great idea to renovate a pool because they're not bourgeois enough to get into the private one. It's a class struggle. But in the end, you can't deny who you are.

A Manhattan woman wants a Connecticut court to let a New Jersey doctor harvest the sperm from her husband's body after he committed suicide so a family friend can have his baby. This is real life, not a soap opera.

Brace yourself for Skating With the Stars, Meredith Vieira might leave the Today Show, Will Arnett is bummed about Running Wilde's ratings, and all of the differences between 30 Rock's East Coast and West Coast live shows.

While Democrats seem likely to lose the House this November, the race for Senate control is close as the dickens. What if it splits 50-50? Joe Biden's tie-breaking vote would preserve Democratic control — until Joe Lieberman joins the GOP!

Continuing its trend of animating all of America's most water cooler-worthy scandals, Taiwain's Next Media Animation has just released its take on Carl Paladino, from his bestiality emails, to his love child, to his homophobic statements, and more. Watch inside.

On Monday, troubled secret-sharing organization Wikileaks plans to release what's been teased as the "biggest leak of military intelligence" ever: 400,000 Iraq war documents. Will it be enough to make everyone forget founder Julian Assange's pending sex crime case?

Four miners are trapped, alive, in a mine in Ecuador. Media, relocate!

If you missed this week's Jersey Shore, you missed many things: JWoww's reinterpretation of the concept of "clothing," Sammi's belief that she is passably Asian, and the Situation's ability to drive women out of his and Pauly's arms. Video inside.

And it's gonna be a big one. Also today: Some TV show announcements that will please both nerds and gays, and nerdy gays. The Muppets meet some friends. And the world's sexiest director lands another sexy project.

The Way We Live Now: with our head held high. And our shoulders square. And our skin burnished with expensive tanning solutions. You can steal a hundred million and pay back less than seventy. That's how wealth is created!

TONIGHT: We've got the premiere of School Pride, plus new episodes of Blue Bloods, Smallville, Supernatural, CSI: New York, Medium, Real Time with Bill Maher Wizards of Waverly Place, Suite Life on Deck, and much more. Happy weekend!

James Franco hates bloggers, and hair is highly flammable. These were the lessons from James Franco's book party, where he angrily told me to "go away." Then he grabbed and threw a reporter's phone. Then someone's hair lit on fire.

[Angelina Jolie on the set of her directorial debut, a Bosnian love story. More images below.]

Police in Manchester, England decided to live-tweet every incident they responded to in a 24-hour period using a special Twitter account. Guess what? Cops' jobs are pretty dull!

Kevin's fantasy team is going toe to toe against Jenny's in The League, and the rest of the gang can't stomach their cutesy bantar about it. Jenny takes the smack talking to bed that night, much to Kevin's displeasure.

Congratulations to Lazarou (The Queen of the Horror genre, it seems) for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.