A British nurse named Nicola Sharp was clicking through her friend Michelle's Facebook photos when she came across a picture of Michelle's daughter and noticed a tell-tale sign of cancer. That's right: Wasting time on Facebook saves lives.

Attention, men: "The twink thing seems over," declares GQ editor Jim Nelson in a New York Times article this weekend. That's right, it's time to ditch that slender, waif-like frame and pick up some biceps at the muscle store.

A Florida company has developed a strain of red celery that it plans on introducing to "selected supermarkets" on December 1. "It's bright; it's red; it's different; it's unique," says the company president. But: Is America ready for red celery?

Kids these days don't know what cool is. They think "high-five hand slaps" are cool. But they are not cool! Here is a warning from the Upright Citizen's Brigade.

This week, some interesting pictures emerged of a Texas Republican House candidate and a scantily clad model at a pajama party. Uh oh. Pajama party + sexy model = not a good look for an aspiring politician.

A huge explosion in a Chinese coal mine killed 21 workers and left 16 trapped. Like Chile! Except, "mining accidents are so common in China that they rarely make newspaper front pages." So, way more tragic and awful.

If you don't tune into Adult Swim late on Sunday nights, you probably missed this gem of the cast dancing their asses off at the end of last week's episode. Never fear! We've got you covered—inside.

Click to viewKatherine O'Connor was having an asthma attack while walking home in New Jersey with her boyfriend. Luckily, there was a CVS right there. But she only had $20, and the inhaler cost $21. And CVS wouldn't give it to her.

Christina Aguilera liked to hook up with women while married to Jordan Bratman. Jon Gosselin wants his kids off TV. And exclusive Dina Lohan interview can be yours for just thousands of dollars. Saturday Gossip Roundup is a bottled genie.

Possibly Jon Lovitz's most memorable character, Jay Sherman AKA The Critic is a potbellied movie reviewer that can never seem to catch a break. In this episode his life seems to strangely parallel the plot of Stephen King's Misery.

On tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher really delivered. Fresh off the montage of Christine O'Donnell's annoyance (here), Maher dedicated the tail end of his "New Rules" segment to Brett Favre's disappointing cock shots, with joke after joke at Favre's expense.

Tonight's episode of Real Time gave us yet another vintage Christine O'Donnell clip—and it was a good one. As it turns out, O'Donnell has been annoying people for years! Inside, Bill Maher's montage of her never-ending, crazy exasperation.

Shockingly, Bill O'Reilly isn't yet done talking about yesterday's huge blow-up on The View. Inside, watch tonight's Factor opening, during which O'Reilly accused liberals like Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg of trying to sever the connection between terrorism and Islam.

Here we have Eddie Murphy's less successful, but still hilarious, brother Charlie, and his theory that with so many people on earth, anything imaginable has and/or will be accomplished.

Last night the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills made their grand television debut. While the ladies were fabulous, the clear stand-out was Lisa VanderPump's dog Jiggy. Inside, a video tribute to the adorable pup's screentime on the show's premiere.

[Times Square got all country-western today—including this pair doing the, um, "Boot Scootin' Boogie"—as a Professional Bull Riders competition was held in the middle of Manhattan. Another photo of bull riding on Broadway below. Yee-Haw!]

For only $100, this seems like a contraption that more consumers would be devouring. But what, exactly, does it do? Chris Hardwick and Kevin Pereira broke it down for everyone on yesterday's Attack of the Show!

Tribune Co. Chief Innovation Officer Lee Abrams resigned this afternoon, because he's cartoonishly incompetent.

Friday is the most exciting day, because it means drinking, yes, but also movies! What should you see? Let's look at six films being released today: Red, Jackass 3D, Conviction, Carlos, The Four-Faced Liar, and I Want Your Money.

Don't get that excited about California Prop 19 — a state ballot measure to legalize small possessions of marijuana — passing, kids. Because mean old Attorney General Eric Holder says his department will still "vigorously enforce" superseding federal anti-pot laws.