Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: Celebs Talk Dirty

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.
Why do we call old people "old farts". The fart is a bad choice, they don't get old. I wish I had some of my old farts from high school.less than a minute ago via web

Comedian Adam Carolla reminisced on flatulence past.
Dog pooped by @DFLEISCHERCAMP's desk. I guess I was NOT supposed to laugh?!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Jenny Slate laughs at dog poop- which is admittedly pretty funny.
If you replace the word "Susan" with the word "Diarrhea," the old sitcom would've been named "Suddenly Diarrhea."less than a minute ago via web

Michael Ian Black
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Michael Ian Black starts a twitter trending topic with replacing words in television show titles with the word "diarrhea." My personal favorite: Dawson's Diarrhea.
We just ate pizza AND gnocchi AND an apple fritter the size of Texas. I don't think I'm gonna take a shit till Xmas.less than a minute ago via Echofon

Kathy Griffin did some binge eating and suffers the consequences.
Received another pair of Ellen underwear in gift bag from appearing on her show. It airs today. Underwear will air out tomorrow.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Kevin Nealon talks Ellen's underwear.
