Serious author Meghan McCain doesn't get Christine O'Donnell: "Christine O'Donnell is making a mockery of running for public office...She has no real history, no real success in any kind of business." And her dad isn't even a little famous!

Antoine Dodson of "Bed Intruder Song" fame is releasing a halloween costume. (via)

Always good to see a face we recognize in the wedding announcements. This week, it's insult comic Lisa Lampanelli! Gawker weddings expert Phyllis Nefler has never insulted anyone, ever. Will she break her streak in this week's altarcations? Find out.

Friday night, Justin Bieber got kicked out of a laser tag center in Richmond, British Columbia after a 12-year-old claimed Bieber hit him. Justin and his bodyguards showed up and allegedly proceeded to rough up the joint. Oh, baby.

Jessica Simpson's dad blows off our troops. Lindsay Lohan gets visited by the 'rents. Chelsea Handler and Nick Cannon engage in the worst twitter fight ever. Jesse James has is own personal HIV panic. Sunday Gossip Roundup is getting warm.

Watch this brazen cameraman who gets within reach of two wolves on the hunt for food in, you guessed it, a parking lot. Seems the malnourished scamps got a hold of something tasty, but don't appreciate being taped. Video inside.

Owen Benjamin gives another reason why you shouldn't drink alone and watch March of the Penguins: you'll donate $500 to a penguin charity.

[A very dramatic shot of Barack Obama as he rallies for Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick this evening. Pic via AP]

If who Freddy Kruger is from A Nightmare on Elm Street, you know he's a mean dude who wears one bad ass glove. Here we find Freddy's main fashion accessory has many practical uses, and must be updated yearly.

A former model who sued Google to reveal the identity of nasty YouTube commenters has won. Truly, the anonymous Internet is dead when you can't even call someone a 'whore' in YouTube comments without being outed.

You know how there are some things that you should just never, ever lose? Like your grandmother's ashes, or, say, the authorization codes for the president to order a nuclear strike? Well apparently someone did that a few years ago.

Here's a mother out to embarrass her son: watch this kid cry his eyes out while watching his beloved San Diego Chargers lose 35-27 to the perennial lowly Oakland Raiders. Hey, everyone loses sometimes...but not to Oakland!

Leave It to Beaver actress Barbara Billingsley—June Cleaver herself—has died at age 94.

Love is... commitment. Love is... compromise. Love is... not giving a shit about what your partner likes. A new study indicates that people in long-lasting marriages know less about their partners than people in shorter relationships.

According to the AP, Chile's rescued miners are "hoping the media will give them some space." Well, if you didn't want to be media stars, why'd you get trapped in a mine and survive 69 days underground? [pic AP]

The new sci-fi alien blow-em-up Skyline has signed on a new star: Antoine Dodson. In case you have severe ADHD, he's the "Hide yo' Kids, Hide yo' Wife" guy. Still don't know what we're talking about? Watch this trailer mash-up.

Republican Kentucky Senate candidate Rand Paul had some wacky adventures in college with his secret society. One time he tied up a woman and made her worship the "Aqua Buddha". All used as fodder for this trippy campaign commercial.

[Yes, actress Betty White is old, and yes, that is her in a horse-drawn carriage, in Williamsburg, Virginia, on her way to sign "Christmas pet ornaments that she designed." Even so, jokes do not technically "write themselves." Image via Splash.]

Benoît Mandelbrot, the French-American mathematician known for his work with fractal geometry, died on Thursday. Mandelbrot lent his name to the Mandelbrot set—the very beautiful, stoner-friendly mathematical object in this video.

Here is a short trailer for Kanye's 35 minute art film, starring supermodel Selita Ebanks as the Phoenix. According to reviews from his London screening, it is ambitious and great-looking, but not nearly as funny as Trapped in the Closet.