When celebrities get mad at journalists, they throw cellphones, curse them on out TV, and kick them in the leg—twice!—at fancy fashion parties. That's what Larry King replacement Piers Morgan says Kate Moss did to him last winter.

New York City's billionaire CEO-for-life, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, is looking for ways to save the city some money. And he'd like ideas on how to do that from the people. Let's stuff his suggestion box full of brilliant ideas!

Journo-heiress and ultimate narrator Emily Brill is bursting back upon the media scene in a major way! She's under assault by Harvard University! She has a new blockbuster work of journalism on the way! Come, marvel!

Facebook investor Peter Thiel is planning to give college students $100,000 each to drop out and launch startups. The editor of Slate is pretty disgusted with the concept. This idea will destroy "white boys" and "middle class values!"

Today we exhibited a little faux-outrage over the success of the latest Jackass movie that some of you mistook for real outrage. So you rushed to the film's defense. One of you in particular got totally intellectual about the issue.

The United Arab Emirates' Supreme Court ruled today that a man can beat his wife and kids—as long as he leaves no visible marks.

The Way We Live Now: Japanesely. Just as Michael Crichton predicted. America is a second-class faded empire, following in the footsteps of the Rising Sun. We let luxury drain us, embrace the culture of poverty, and prepare for the end.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Have you ever wondered if there is anyone else in Glenn Beck's studio? Could his feminine alter-ego have eaten his camera crew? Those questions have often crossed our minds. Inside, some video evidence of Beck's crazy from today's show.

The only debate in New York's gubernatorial race happens tonight! Will Carl Paladino finally just kick Andrew Cuomo in the balls before fleeing the country? Yes. But what about the other five candidates who'll be participating? Prepare for madness.

Remember when we thought The Social Network was going to be a silly box office blunder? Those were the days. Then, this trailer started making its way around and we started to think that it just might be worth watching.

Barack Obama will appear on Mythbusters, CBS is twitter-crazy, Jason Lee will make a cameo on Raising Hope, and who is Mad Men's biggest drunk?

Meet Katherine Chloé Cahoon, a young(ish?) Vanderbilt grad who has written a book called The Single Girl's Guide to Meeting European Men. The book has turned into videos. Truly incredible videos.

It just is. Deal with it. Also today: Yet another show ripped from the Twitter headlines, Kate Beckinsale continues her odd career, Johnny Galecki is moving into the big time, and Darren Aronofsky is moving out of it.

[Because two D-listers doing something weird is the equivalent of one B-lister doing nothing, paparazzi-wise, Shauna Sand (claim to fame: sex tape) and Anna Fantastic (claim to fame: dating Prince) traumatize children at a sandwich shop. Image: Pacific Coast News.]

Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert, Sharon Osbourne, Holly Robinson Peete, Leah Remini and Marissa Jaret Winokur gathered 'round the table for the first-ever episode of its all-lady talk show that's a lot like The View. So, how did it go?

TONIGHT: A lot! We've got new episodes of Lie to Me, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Event, Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, HIMYM, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, The Big C, and much more!

Barack Obama will appear on TV's Mythbusters to debunk the legend that "Archimedes set fire to an invading Roman fleet using... mirrors to focus the sun's rays." Mythbusters had already tackled this, but hey, Obama wanted to do it again.

Is there anything cuter than a sleeping puppy? Not likely. But wait! How about a sleeping and dreaming puppy, full of little yelps and half-barks and everything else that makes non-sleeping puppies so cute? Yes, yes, definitely cuter. Video inside.

International fameball Anna Chapman and the nine other Russian spies who were busted back in July were awarded the Kremlin's top medal from President Dmitry Medvedev today. That was right after Chapman appeared in a dirty Russian Maxim photo spread.