Did you watch the debate between candidates for Governor of New York? Did you see the man with, uh, unique facial hair? Who wore gloves the whole time? That's Jimmy McMillan, candidate for the Rent Is 2 Damn High Party.

[This is the HMS Triumph, one of the United Kingdom's nuclear submarines, surfacing near the River Clyde in Scotland following a training exercise performed jointly between 13 countries. Photo via AP.]

Who are those blurry, possibly robed figures hovering above a lake in Quarten, Switzerland, visible on Google Street View? Is it something on the camera lens? Or is it maybe... God and His only begotten Son?

Tribune Co. CEO Randy Michaels, who will pay to see your breasts, is finally getting fired.

[First Lady Michelle Obama, Second Lady Jill Biden, and actress Sarah Jessica Parker appeared at a fundraiser for the Democratic National Committee in New York City. Photo via AP.]

Nicolas Cage, the worst actor of his generation (watch here), has a new movie—Drive Angry, in which he plays a car enthusiast who escapes Hell to save his granddaughter—coming! If you thought The Wicker Man looked bad, well...

Colonel David Russell Williams was commander of Canada's largest Air Force base. He was also a bizarrely organized panty thief who "meticulously photographed" his crimes. His illegal proclivities escalated to rape and murder. Today, he pled guilty to 88 charges.

Mexican authorities seized 105 tons of marijuana on Monday. That's more than 95 million joints.

Last Wednesday, New Yorkers were startled by some UFOs above Chelsea. The next day, reports stated that they was just balloons. But wait! This news report from El Paso, Texas reopens the mystery, because the same UFOs were seen there.

Just like every other episode of Weeds, I'm excited for what happens on the next one. Looks like Nancy goes back to her hometown to see her crazy sister and...Richard Dreyfuss?

Do you remember the mysterious lights that floated over Manhattan last week? The "official explanation" was that the UFOs were "wedding balloons" from the so-called "town" of "Westchester." Well, guess what, sheeple: The same lights just showed up in Texas.

In the land of Phaedra, bad kids deserve a smack in the mouth every now and again. She also believes that some of her and Apollo's differences stem from his biracial upbringing, and shares her views on parenting.

Tonight's Dancing with the Stars asked the participants to perform a routine to a TV theme song. Bristol Palin and partner Mark Ballas chose The Monkees. They donned—and then stripped—monkey suits! It was meh at best. Video inside.

According to the New York Post, three New York City high school teachers were fired for having "inappropriate" Facebook "dealings" with students, including commenting "This is sexy" on a student's photos. Let's turn this into a teachable moment! Teachers: Don't.

British comedienne Ara Vidal may be soft-spoken, but don't let that fool you. She doesn't hold back when she's talking about her children, teachers, or being black in England.

We told you that tonight's New York gubernatorial debate—with seven participants!—would be crazy, but we could have never anticipated this level of it: watch as Jimmy McMillan, of the "Rent Is Too Damn High" party, uh... introduces himself.

[A true American shows her love for Sarah Palin by sporting this t-shirt at launch of the Tea Party Express national tour in Reno today. Image via Getty]

The Huffington Post is poised to announce a merger of its investigative fund with the Center for Public Integrity tomorrow morning, a move that will effectively end the fund as it exists today, we hear.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining eight celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

When Snooki was 17, she was riding a four-wheeler when she passed the resident hottie of her High School with his shirt off. She crashed, broke her bra, and was left laying on the ground with her boobs hanging out.