TONIGHT: A lot! We've got new episodes of Lie to Me, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, The Event, Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, HIMYM, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, The Big C, and much more!

8:00 PM

Dancing with the Stars The fifth week of performances! (ABC)
How I Met Your Mother Ted has a crisis when he falls for a beautiful woman who wants to save a landmark building that's being destroyed to make room for a building he's designing. (CBS)
House The mother (Jennifer Grey) of a newborn with breathing difficulties and liver failure must make a very difficult decision that could affect her own health as well as her baby's. Meanwhile, Cuddy tells House to hire a woman for his team, and he delegates the task to Foreman and Taub. (FOX)
Chuck Casey is shadowed by his past when his former team returns and searches for him. Meanwhile, Chuck continues his quest to find his mother, and Morgan tries to summon the courage to disclose a delicate secret to Casey. (NBC)

8:30 PM

Rules of Engagement Audrey wants to quit her job when she realizes it makes her unhappy; and Allison tells Timmy that their relationship is moving too quickly. (CBS)

9:00 PM

Lie to Me The Lightman Group is hired to look into police profiling following an incident involving Wallowski (Monique Gabriela Curnen), and it turns out that Internal Affairs want Cal to incriminate her. (FOX)
The Event The CDC works to identify the biological agent and treat the infected persons while the White House and Sterling negotiate with Thomas. In other events, Simon wants Sophia to turn on Thomas and Collier comes closer to catching Vicky and Carter. (NBC)
Two and a Half Men Alan pretends to be Charlie for a night, while Charlie is away getting cosmetic surgery. (CBS)
The Real Housewives of Atlanta This Kandi is sweet—-she journeys to Palm Springs to extend support to Kim, who's been invited to perform at a gay-circuit party. Meanwhile, Sheree reconnects with a family member; parenting issues plague Phaedra; and Cynthia is conflicted about the notion of marriage. (Bravo)

9:30 PM

Mike & Molly Carl is jealous when Mike spends more time with Molly than he does with him, prompting Mike to invite Carl on a double date. (CBS)

10:00 PM

Chase A financier who defrauded investors of millions of dollars jumps bail and goes on a violent rampage. To complicate matters further, Annie begins to fall for the bounty hunter (Eddie Cibrian) who's also after the criminal. Meanwhile, Luke and Jimmy begin to form a bond. (NBC)
Castle An extra body found in a casket during a funeral leads Beckett and Castle to investigate the love affairs of doctors at a local hospital. And Castle's girlfriend tries to bond with Alexis. (ABC)
Hawaii Five-0 The teen daughter of the U.S. ambassador to the Philippines is murdered and her body is found off the Waikiki coast. Meanwhile, her sister is kidnapped and it is Five-0's mission to find her. (CBS)
Thintervention with Jackie Warner Jackie readies her clients for their six-week solo program, during which they must continue to shed pounds on their own. They are first whisked away to a fitness resort for an extreme workout, which includes a rowing challenge. (Bravo)
Weeds Baby Stevie takes ill and Nancy and Andy frantically search for a pediatrician. Meanwhile, the rest of the Botwin clan attempt to move some product at a children's concert. (Showtime)

10:30 PM

The Big C Dr. Todd has news about Cathy's opportunity to participate in a clinical trial; Sean plays matchmaker for Marlene; and Adam and Andrea get into a fight at a party. Later, Cathy and Lenny take Ecstasy and are caught in a compromising position by Paul, which leads him to make a decision about their marriage. (Showtime)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?

The Daily Show Rep. Eric Cantor (Comedy Central, Repeat)
The Colbert Report Robert Reich (Comedy Central, Repeat)
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Teri Hatcher, Aasif Mandvi, MGMT (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Ben Affleck, Julie Bowen, Weezer (NBC, Repeat)
Lopez Tonight: Jim Belushi, Shakira, Neon Trees (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Blake Shelton, Ben Gleib, Loni Love, Ross Mathews (E!)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Justin Timberlake, Jann Wenner, Belle & Sebastian (NBC, Repeat)
Late Show with David Letterman: Simon Baker, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Maroon 5 (CBS, Repeat)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Kristen Bell, Sarah McLachlan (CBS, Repeat)