Anyone that's seen Willow's new video for "Whip My Hair" can attest that her presence goes beyond her age. Outside of music-video-land, she's still a little girl. This morning she chatted about her hair, nails, and love of Golden Girls.

Bing's new partnership with Jay-Z raises the question: will teaming with a robotic corporate entity hurt Microsoft's street rep?

Congratulations to Chocolate-Wafer for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Sister Wives welcome another wife, Joan Rivers makes fun of Mariah Carey's (maybe?) baby bump, Snooki and JWoww confuse Regis Philbin,and an ode to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills resident ball of cute named Jiggy.

In your maverick Monday media column: conflict scandal at Reuters, J-school is worthless, media reporter play their roles, E&P cans its editors, and smart stories make the most money online, allegedly.

Four men arrested last year for planting bombs outside Bronx synagogues and threatening to fire missiles at military planes were convicted today.

Talk show host Maury Povich and wife Connie Chung have put Locustwood, their strangely named historic Middletown, NJ home, on the market for $2.3 million. The property includes a "spacious" guesthouse and cabanas in addition to the four-bedroom main house.

Err... Is this part of the service? Isn't this the devil's music? Be thankful that the kid that appears into the bottom of the frame half-way through isn't you.

To promote MTV Europe's music awards, a swimsuit- and stiletto-clad Eva Longoria recorded a chest-thumping version of the kind of "rap" kindergarteners do: "Yo, I'm Eva Longoria! / This is the story-a! / Something-something-something Astoria!" Prepare to cringe.

It's a sexy moustache party on The Good Guys, as Dan Stark and Frank Savage reunite to once again save Dallas's favorite idiot man-child. The parade of C-list celebrity guests continues: Gary Cole! Rachel Harris! Ethan Suplee!

Mark Zuckerberg's motives are pure, and the Facebook CEO wants you to know it. Despite what you've seen in The Social Network, he's not in it for the girls, or the prestige, or the money. He's in it for love.

Host Joan Rivers opened Friday's Fashion Police with snide remarks about Mariah Carey's possibly pregnant belly. After kicking off with a low blow, the mean streak continued with a round of Starlet or Streetwalker. It's exactly as it sounds.

Notorious dingbat Sharron Angle, Harry Reid's Nevada Senate challenger, addressed a high school's Hispanic Student Union last week and proceeded fuck something up, right on schedule. Apparently some of the Hispanic kids looked "a little more Asian" to her. Huh?

Todd Seavey is a contributor to Proud to be Right, Jonah Goldberg's new collection of conservative essays. Seavey's ex-girlfriend, Helen Rittelmeyer, is also a contributor. Recently, they both appeared on C-SPAN2's Book TV to discuss. That's when things got weird.

You can go to over-the-hill sex tape actress Kim Kardashian's 30th birthday party in New York on Friday. You just have to pay between $1,000 and $2,500 to reserve a table. Your personal invite below.

In honor of Wal-Mart's plan to infiltrate NYC, last week we brought you real tales of Wal-Mart life from real Wal-Mart employees. Today, even more: heartbreaking horror stories, awful customers, inside tricks, and tips for you, the unfortunate Wal-Mart shoppers.

[Chace Crawford of "Gossip Girl" with a gentleman friend on the set. Photo via Splash]

Just as baby Moses floated to his destiny in a woven basket in the river Nile, 9-year-old Willow Smith arrives today in a weave of ornately-sculpted hair. Here is Will Smith's daughter's debut music video, "Whip My Hair."

Last week's terrorism-punctuated Rubicon felt more like a finale than this week's, but perhaps the series is just borrowing the "just when you think you know the answers, we change the questions" mantra out of the Lost playbook.

Biz Stone, the co-founder of Twitter, has described his company as a "globally meaningful... triumph of the human spirit." One other personal passion: flavored vodka for apple martinis, apparently. Stone doesn't just drink them — he's become a spokesman.