Today at Gawker.TV, Audrina Patridge shimmies around to The Hills' theme song, the mother to Bret Michaels' children likes to box with the Rock of Love girls in mind, and we're introduced How I Met Your Mother's Mother! Finally.

Another Republican official has been caught and resigned after forwarding a terribly racist joke to his buddies. This one's about a man who tries to sign his dog up for welfare, and the punchline is basically "black people suck."

It's a question for the ages. Who's more smug: Biz Stone, the vegan, vodka-shilling Twitter co-founder, or Malcolm Gladwell, the New Yorker's wild-haired maker of memes? Stone today made the case against "smug... wrong... absurd" Gladwell, a known Twitter hater.

The real payoff of the House/Cuddy romantic arc began on last night's episode of House: finally, we get to watch Hugh Laurie acting curmudgeonly alongside Cuddy's adopted two-year-old, Rachel.

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Who knew that several of people losing their balance and dropping their video cameras could be so hilariously entertaining! Here's Chris Beckman's Oops, which recently took home the Vimeo Award for Experimental Short, in its full, schadenfreude-filled glory. Watch inside.

Last month, Bon Appetit editor Barbara Fairchild announced she was leaving the magazine (which is relocating to NYC). We hear that the new editor should be announced this week—and that there are three contenders.

"My trainer has some pretty different ways to get me motivated," began the mother to Bret Michaels' girls at the gym. "We do this special workout that he designed for me when Bret was doing the Rock of Love shows."

Sarah Palin hit Twitter today to endorse another "Mama Grizzly": John "Sky-Lasers" Raese for Pennsylvania's Senate seat! While Raese must appreciate the nod, he probably wishes she'd endorsed him for West Virginia's seat instead, since that's where he's running.

Gunvalson, the blustery matriarch of Real Housewives of Orange County, has filed for divorce from her husband of 16 years, Donn. And this is after they had a super-sexy vows renewal! Man, nothing gold can stay, huh? You're next, Alexis.

After a slew of meaningless episodes, HIMYM dived into the important story arc for rest of the season: finding Ted a wife. Jennifer Morrison's Zoey enters the story, immediately catching Ted's eye. Also: a story of small penises.

Watch to see this camera-shy Baggage contestant lose her cool while on the spot. The poor girl even blurts out that she wants a hot dog for no reason. At least she has her spanking achievements to be proud of!

In this televised debate, Christine O'Donnell interrupts the questioner by asking her opponent "Where in the constitution is separation of church and state?" It only gets worse from there- O'Donnell has to ask the interviewer what two amendments even say.

In your cooling Tuesday media column: the Daily Beast-Newsweek fallout shakeout, the hero of the Enron story moves to Slate, Lou Dobbs reveals widespread stupidity, HuffPo's investigative demise confirmed.

Andrew Fashion—the web entrepreneur who earned and blew $2.5 million before his 22nd birthday—took a break from his career of model networking, dating advice and glamour photography to discuss his sex life, facial hair, and net worth.

This week is "TV Theme Week" on Dancing With the Stars, and because Audrina Patridge hasn't done much of anything besides appear on MTV reality shows, she was stuck performing to the song that made her (kind of?) famous.

Tom Bosley, the actor best known as Mr. Cunningham on Happy Days as well as his stints on Murder She Wrote and Father Dowling Mysteries, died at his home in Palm Springs today from lung cancer. He was 83.

If you're one of the 2 million Thrillist fans receiving daily email with happenings in your city, you'll love their Video Friday debut featuring Soho's Lani Kai. You get the full experience before dropping $13 on a cocktail.

Meet Cecilia Cassini, an 11-year-old fashion maven who has her own clothing line and is set to star in an inevitable reality show. She was on Nate Berkus's little talk program last week and good god. Kids are no more.

America's favorite post-op transsexual, Amanda Lepore is a ubiquitous figure on the NYC nightlife scene and muse to superstar photographer David LaChapelle. More »