No, Gary Busey is not screaming about pizza on the corner of Broadway and 8th Street because he's having a bad trip. It's for an episode of Celebrity Apprentice. Also on hand: a bunch of other D-listers!

"You were being rude to Bill," said Stephen Colbert to Whoopi Goldberg on The View today while discussing The Great O'Reilly Walkout. Colbert was joking, natch, but Goldberg wasn't in a laughing mood. Oh! Colbert also stormed off the set.

This morning at 4:50, some unknown idiot(s) decided to shoot their guns at the United States Department of Defense headquarters. Pentagon police heard at least five shots, and two definitely hit the building. Somehow, the building didn't completely collapse.

The least popular buzzwords among advertisers: "glocal," "go viral," "on the same page," "out of the box." The most popular: "money."

The Ugandan tabloid Rolling Stone (no relation to Jann Wenner) has outed one hundred gay (or presumed gay) Ugandans, inciting violence against several and sending many more into hiding. The rag's editor said the list was "in the public's interest."

Secret doors are no longer just tokens in Scooby Doo mysteries. Watch this video of a bookshelf door by Brooklyn-based designer Michael Saint-Onge. What's behind the bookshelf? A video arcade? A passageway to a parallel universe? A drug den?

Just like with troubled school children, the problems of gay housewives start at home. Not only are there design disasters and petty arguments, but secret boyfriends and lies about size. Let's peer into their scary world.

We've already seen the trailer for Sarah Palin's Alaska, the former Governor's upcoming reality show. Now: close encounters of the grizzly kind! Watch as Palin and Co. go fishin'—and encounter a real mama grizzly—in this just-released preview clip.

Everybody loves movies with colorful language. But what happens when those films filter down to television, where their content is controlled by the FCC? Well, censors have to get really creative! Here's a collection of the most ridiculous "edited-for-TV" moments.

Buffoonish human malaprop generator Lee Abrams resigned from his laughably lofty post at Tribune Co. last week in the wake of a poorly-timed email scandal. Now, Lee Abrams is coming to his own defense—via email!

Uma Thurman did which of the following at a gala last night? a) Buried her face in cocaine; b) shot a Pulp Fiction sequel; c) pissed off her makeup artist; or d) ate a powdered sugar doughnut, messily. Let's investigate.

Knoxville stopped by Chelsea Lately last night to discuss Jackass 3D and other perfectly normal topics (e.g. how he managed to get a moler knocked out by a self-assembled dildo bazooka and that one time he broke his dick.)

Here's a trailer for Restless, a surprisingly sappy-looking teen romance about a girl dying of cancer who falls in love with a death-obssesed boy who hangs out with the ghost of a Kamikaze pilot. Yeah, it's one of those.

The latest action from anti-corporate pranksters The Yes Men: an elaborate fake advertising campaign for Chevron, complete with fake ads, a fake website, and even fake trade magazine coverage. To detect the fakery, you have to read the fine print.

"Debate Madness Week" continued this morning with another battle between Delaware's Christine O'Donnell and Chris Coons. Coons only had to recite the damn First Amendment to O'Donnell, to prove that religious freedom is established within it. O'Donnell still looked skeptical!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

New York nightlife habitué and world-famous transsexual Amanda Lepore made an "It Gets Better Video" of such stunning and hilarious simplicity, we had to turn it into a dance music video. This will prevent gay teen suicide—with laughter.

Former Vietnam Veteran and "Rent Is Too Damn High Party" representative Jimmy McMillan sure knows how to bring the party. In more ways than one. Listen to his political rap songs to see hear political platform... and some sweet jams.

Butchers agree that wearing a knockoff of Lady Gaga's meat dress for Halloween is not a good idea.

Since kids these days are already bombarded by advertising at school graduation speeches and on their school math tests, why not just go ahead and wrap their school lockers in ads, too? Good, let's do that.