Kanye West showed off his diamond teeth to Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, sparking a whole new round of speculation about his expensive dentures. One dentist thinks his diamond teeth are as bad for his health as they are for his ego.

Today—just one day after the Pentagon admitted it was accepting openly gay applicants—an appeals court ruled the Pentagon can actually temporarily reinstate DADT. This is all very confusing. Maybe we should just stop all wars?

"Patient Zero," the Los Angeles porn star whose positive HIV test shut down four studios, apparently did not affect any of his or her partners. The first round of tests, at least, indicates as much.

A New York couple is suing Guinness heiress and fashionista Daphne Guinness for repeatedly flooding their multimillion dollar apartment with her overflowing bathtub. The lawsuit would ban her from taking baths. What is she doing in there?

[Michelle Obama and some schoolchildren inspect a pumpkin in the White House garden today. Image via Getty]

The village idiots from Jackass were subjected to a chaotic "game" on Lopez Tonight: Stun Gun Roulette. This wasn't cathartic or Dada, like all the critics are saying about Jackass, so I'd like to blame this one's lameness on Lopez.

Today we looked at the terrible crime of Sarah Palin's American flag signing. Or is it such a terrible crime? Has the goddess really done anything wrong? One Palin fan thinks not.

Three months after its slutty debut, JWOWW's Filthy Couture has shuttered following a lawsuit from a similarly-named company. JWOWW took to Twitter today to announce she has a line launching this fall for everyone who can't live without lace bikinis.

An anonymous third-year student at Boston College Law School has sent an open letter to the school's dean offering to leave school after this semester in exchange for a full refund, because the job scene is so bleak. Seems fair?

The vast Right Wing Conspiracy will convene in January, according to a personal invitation that infamous billionaire Charles Koch recently sent to his rich friends. There they will plot to stop the Obama agenda, perhaps with Glenn Beck giving instructions.

Last week, a group of Norwegian chefs broke the record for the world's largest sushi mosaic at the Shanghai World Expo. Here's a time-lapse video of the six-hour process—minus the smell of sushi sitting around for hours.

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20-year-old criminology student Marisol Valles became the bravest college girl in North America when she stepped up to be police chief of Guadalupe, Mexico's second-most violent city after Juarez. Nobody else would accept the position.

An old video has surfaced of Florida Senate candidate Rick Scott giving a bizarre deposition. In the clip (which Scott's opponent has used for a campaign commercial), he seems to be playing stupid to slime his way around the answers.

The virtual utopia controlled by Steve Jobs will expand greatly, bringing even more of the world under the thumb of the Apple CEO. That's the most promising—and dangerous—development to emerge from Apple's big products rollout today.

A group of Bostonians want to buy the Boston Globe. How quaint and Boston-like!

Last week, a video of Fort Worth City Councilman Joel Burns' impromptu—and infinitely touching—"It Gets Better" video captivated the nation (watch here). Today, Burns sat down with Ellen DeGeneres to talk about it all. Watch inside.

Obama heads to The Daily Show, Demetri Martin will develop a new show at CBS, The CW eyes a Glee knockoff, an embarrassing photo of JWoww, and more!

A Guardian reporter interviewed Sarah Palin while she was giving autographs to her fans. Sarah put her Sharpie marker on a book, a hat, and an American flag. The latter of which is against the law!

The Way We Live Now: a sort of Ebay lifestyle. Back when we were pocketing billions, we never thought we'd be auctioning off our bedroom slippers just to make ends meet. Then again, we never thought China'd have money. China???