California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman can't figure out what to think about immigration reform. But she knows how she feels about her former housekeeper, an undocumented immigrant: Deport her! Well, I guess it'll keep her away from Whitman's sons?

Tonight's episode was a spooktacular (sorry) jaunt through the corridors of Dunder Mifflin, and every character, save Jim, had a clever outfit. Damn you Jim. We also had some deliciously classic awkwardness with Pam and Danny.

What could go wrong with getting married in the beautiful Maldives? How about hiring a minister who calls you "infidel" and "swine" in a language you don't understand? Like, say, the poor unidentified couple in this video?

A tipster spotted actor Sean Penn boarding a flight from Miami to L.A. (For what it's worth, Sean, you'll always have Priority AAccess to our hearts.) Have you spotted someone noteworthy? Email us a photo or post it to #stalker.

Do you need to access the fan webring for Boy Meets World's Rider Strong, but can't now that Geocities has been shut down? Fret not! The "Archive Team" is putting all 900 GB of Geocities into a publicly-available torrent. [via]

Are you one of those Coca-Cola snobs, who will only drink Mexican Coke because it's made with cane sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup? (I am.) You may be the victim of the biggest food cover-up in years!

Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's campaign has responded to our story earlier today about her 2007 Halloween one-night stand. "I am not a witch," it begins. Just kidding! The statement, which was posted to O'Donnell's Facebook page, is below.

A Manhattan Judge ruled that a 4-year-old girl who ran down an elderly woman on her bicycle, causing her to break her hip and, eventually, die, can be sued for negligence. She won't be liable, though—her mom will.

[A striking French university student holds a sign that reads "'Sarkozy babies are in the street and we are going to wipe your ass." Workers have been striking for a week over something or other. Image via Getty]

Hey look, Fox News has set up a tipline you can email to inform them about acts of voter fraud. Could this have anything to do with conservatives' thinly-veiled attempts at voter intimidation in minority-heavy precincts?

Vanessa Bayer is one of Saturday Night Live's new faces this season — and easily one of the most likable newbies in some time. This is why we're surprised to see this awkward "Dating on Demand" video featuring the comedian.

For those who simply can't wait until this Sunday night when AMC debuts its brand-new zombie show—good news! The first five minutes have been released. Warning: viewing this excellent clip will make Sunday seem far, far away.

Real Housewives of Orange County's Vicki Gunvalson has been hospitalized for internal bleeding. TMZ reports she's being held overnight for "observation for upper G.I. problems." Last week Gunvalson filed for divorce from her husband of 16 years, Donn.

If you had a friend and your friend had a dad and that dad did stand up: this is what it would look like. Thomas Middleditch as Dan Evans.

Decision Points, the world's most anticipated political memoir by George W. Bush ever is about to hit shelves. And the Drudge Report has offered up a preview! The first chapter opens up with George W. Bush as an alcoholic.

It's time for our last live blog of the season, which means that tonight a winner will be decided and the losers will be sent home to cry into their sewing machines. Join us and root for your favorite!

"Cat-calling," "hollerin' at a girl," "being a huge douchebag": We're all familiar with the harassment women face on New York's sidewalk, at the hands of stereotypical 1940s construction workers and many other people. Should New York have "harassment-free" zones?

[An 11-foot-tall Jeff Koons' "Balloon Flower" sculpture is on display in front of Christie's in New York. It is expected to sell for around $12 million at auction in November. We should all become artists. Image via AP]

Charlie Sheen's porn star lover is cashing in on her newfound notoriety, perhaps because Sheen stiffed her on her $12,000 "escort" bill after she posed for a picture with Sheen's ex-wife, Denise Richards. How quickly the rumor mill churns!

With only three days left, many folks are panicking because they have yet to choose a costume. Upbeat and informative, this diddy is sure to cure your woes and make you dance around the office.